Cornonation/Transcript

	(theme song)
	Episode begins with Marco knocking on the door of a monster's house. The monster opens the door, and Marco hands him an envelope with Eclipsa's royal seal on it. Janna is standing next to Marco.
Marco Diaz	Greetings, friends! We would like to cordially invite you...
	Scene shifts to the Spiderbite Kingdom; Marco and Janna give an invitation to King Spiderbite, Queen Spiderbite, Princess Spiderbite, and Slime Monster.
Marco	...to the coronation of Queen Eclipsa!
	Scene shifts again to the Pigeon Kingdom; Marco gives an invitation to King Pigeon, Queen Pigeon, and Rich Pigeon.
Marco	It's gonna be held at the Monster Auditorium...
	Scene shifts again to Monster Mim's house.
Marco	[shouting] ...and there's gonna be food and music!
Monster Mim	You don't have to yell.
	Scene shifts again to Buff Frog's house; Marco gives an invitation to Buff Frog and his tadpoles.
Marco	And a bounce house for the kids!
	Scene shifts again to the Assassins' Guild; Marco gives an invitation to Rasticore, Babs, and a third unnamed assassin.
Marco	So, can we expect to see you there?
Assassin	Heh-heh! Oh, we're DYING to go! [stabs doll of Eclipsa with a dagger]
Rasticore	Yeah, we'd KILL for a front row seat.
Babs	[holding a book of death puns] Uh, did you guys say "of CORPSE" yet?
Marco	...Awesome! Love that enthusiasm!
	Scene cuts to Globgor's chamber at the Monster Temple. A bear monster puts a bowtie on Globgor's frozen body.
Marco	Ugh! We still have so many invitations to hand out! How are we gonna deliver them all?
Janna Ordonia	[sighs, takes invitations from Marco] Come on, here. Let me show you how it's done. [walks up to Mewman on his compact phone] Hello, sir. Hand these out to 300 of your friends before midnight, or you'll die.
Man 1	[screams, runs off with invitations]
Marco	She's joking!
	Cut to Star and Tom approaching the Yurt Village.
Star Butterfly	I dunno. Maybe it's crazy to think my mom would go.
Tom Lucitor	I think she'd be crazy not to go to the "cornonation".
Star	[laughs] Wait, what did you call it?
Tom	Corn-o-nation? That's what it says on the invitation.
Star	What?!
	Star looks at the invitation. "Coronation" is misspelled with an extra "n".
Star	No, no! No-no-no-no-no! It's supposed to say "coronation". [groans] Marco! You were supposed to spell-check the invitation.
Tom	Well, if you think about it, Mewni is sort of the only dimension where that kinda makes sense. We're pretty obsessed with corn.
	Star and Tom walk past several people as they enter the village.
Star	Whoa, where did all these people come from?
Tom	I think they all live here?
Villagers	[laughing]
Woman 1	I hear she's still doing dark magic.
Man 2	I am not surprised.
Man 3	Well, I heard she keeps Globgor in a crystal and talks to him every night!
Man 2	What a monster fangirl!
Woman 1	I wouldn't go to that cornonation if you paid me!
Tom	See? "Cornonation". Totally works.
Star	Wait a minute. Is that Manfred?!
	Manfred is seen, un-petrified and eating an apple.
Star	Manfred!
Manfred	Star Butterfly?!
Star	It is you! How'd you get all un-yada-yada'd?
Manfred	Ugh! I don't want to get into that. I'm just glad that Queen Moon has created this beautiful oasis for all those who oppose Eclipsa's reign.
Star	Wait, my mom did what?
Moon Butterfly	Manfred! There's no need for such divisive language here!
Star	Mama!
Manfred	Oh, please, Moon. All those who oppose Eclipsa, say aye!
Villagers	Aye!
Moon	All right, that's enough out of you. [pushes Manfred away] Go make yourself useful. [to villagers] That goes for you as well!
Villagers	[Okay.] / [Yes, my queen.] / [Fine, Queen Moon.]
Moon	Star! Tom! So sorry about that!
Star	Uh, yeah. Uh, does everyone in this town really hate Eclipsa?
Moon	Of course not! Don't listen to Manfred. He loves his gossip.
Star	Okay, cool, because I brought you this! It's an invitation to Eclipsa's official coronation. It would really, really mean a lot to me if you came. It would send the message that Eclipsa isn't a villain.
Moon	Oh, sweetie, I—
River Butterfly	Absolutely not! I hate those stuffy royal ceremonies. They make you wear itchy clothes and eat weird tiny food off those little plates. Besides, I already made plans to go bogbeast hunting with Eddie. Oh! Thomas, my boy! You're a strapping young lad. What say you come with us?
Tom	Oh, I'm not really the outdoorsy—
River	[picks up Tom over his shoulder] Well, at least take a look at my bogging gear before you go.
Tom	Okay, I guess!
Star	Look, this will be the last thing I do for Eclipsa. Seriously, after this, I am out! I just want to be a teen again. I don't even know what teens do anymore. Like... Do they jet-ski? Scrapbook? What do they do?!
Moon	Oh, Star. You've grown up so much.
Star	[blushes] Awww, Mom.
Moon	Your devotion to the kingdom is truly commendable.
Star	So you'll come?
Moon	I didn't say that. I still have my reservations about Eclipsa.
Star	Okay. And you don't have to support Eclipsa. But could you support me?
River	Avast! [lifts up rowboat] Bogbeast straight ahead!
Tom	[inside rowboat] I'll get him!
	Tom shoots fireballs from his hands and sets several things on fire, and the nearby villagers run away screaming while River and Tom go running through.
River	[laughing]
	River trips, causing himself and Tom to fall over face-first in the dirt.
Tom	[muffled] Whoo-hoo!
Star	Well, that's my cue to get going. Lots more invites to hand out. [helps Tom up and leaves]
Moon	Good— Good luck, sweetie!
Star	Thanks, Mom!
Moon	[looks at invitation] "Cornonation"? Somebody forgot to spell-check.
	Scene cuts to the Monster Auditorium on the day of the coronation. The seats are packed with Mewmans and monsters.
Sir Cuddles	Here are your seats, Lord and Lady Spiderbite.
	A large monster sits in front of a pair of Mewmans with binoculars, blocking their view. Hekapoo, Rhombulus, and Omnitraxus Prime sit in a private seating box, and Hekapoo eats popcorn. Archibald flies to the stage holding a clipboard.
Archibald	Oh, dear, oh, dear! [pushes curtain aside] Five minutes to curtain, everybody! Five minutes!
Marco	I dunno, Tom. Are you sure I shouldn't wear my meat blanket?
Tom	[fixing Marco's shoulder epaulette] Dude, trust me on this one.
Janna	[following Ruberiot] I'm just saying, it would be way cooler if you knew some Love Sentence covers.
Ruberiot	Okay, seriously, who are you? Who is this person? Why is she here?
Star	Hey, has anyone seen Eclipsa?
	Pony Head's sisters are around Eclipsa doing her makeup. Eclipsa is obscured by a pink cloud of hairspray.
Pony Sisters	[giggling]
Star	[gasps] Hey! Hey, no-no-no-no-no! Pony Heads! Get away from her!
Pony Head	Chill out, B-Fly! Your girl is in good hands! Like, figuratively or whatever.
Star	I swear to corn, if you are dolling her up in another one of those rocker getups, so help me—!
Pony Head	Wait, baby girl. It's the reveal. Mm.
	The Pony Heads disperse, and the pink cloud disappears to reveal Eclipsa wearing a red and yellow gown and gold crown and holding the Royal Magic Wand.
Eclipsa Butterfly	How do I look?
	Star runs up and hugs Eclipsa, who blushes.
Star	You look like a real-life queen!
Eclipsa	Thank you, Star. You've been so helpful to me these past few months.
Star	Oh, no, you would have figured it out. Maybe.
Eclipsa	I'm so glad you could come. And Meteora is, too. Meteora! Come say hello to Star!
	Meteora, wearing a white dress and yellow bow, crawls on the wall and ceiling and spins her head 180 degrees before falling toward the ground.
Eclipsa	Oh, no-no-no-no-no! [catches Meteora in her arms] Now, what did I tell you about climbing in your formal wear?
Star	Aww, look at you, li'l dressed-up baby!
Meteora	[touching Star's cheeks]
Star	Aw, li'l baby, you all ready to be baby coronated?
Ruberiot	Well, you can't be coronated without a coronation song! Should we practice one last time, my Queen?
Eclipsa	Oh, of course! This song must go off without a hitch.
Star	Goodness gracious, why do all our ceremonies have to have songs?
Ruberiot	Because that's the way that queens get coronated! They play the song, the people cheer, and voilà! A newly coronated queen.
Star	[under her breath] Just sayin', could've been a dance or something.
	Eclipsa's bone guitar has a broken string.
Eclipsa	Oh, when did this happen? Seems we're having some technical difficulties. I believe I have a spare set of strings back at the temple. Won't take but a minute.
Ruberiot	Wait!
Star	No-no-no, w-w-wait!
	Eclipsa flies up to the Monster Temple with her wand parasol.
Star	[sighs] Classic Eclipsa.
Tom	Star! You gotta see this!
	Star pushes the curtains slightly aside to see Moon in the front row of the audience.
Star	[gasps] Mom! She came! Hey, Mom! Mom! Mom! Over here! Mom!
Moon	[waves to Star]
Star	[loud whisper] Thank you!
	Moon pantomimes several actions indicating River's beard, "walking", and "bogbeast".
Star	Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oooooh. She says Dad is bogbeast hunting. And...
	Moon pantomimes more actions indicating Tom's horns, Star's cheeks, and her heart.
Star	Ugh! Mom! [sighs] She says we look cute together.
Tom	Awww!
Star	Everything is finally coming together! [hugs Tom] Ahhh! I can't believe it!
Tom	You're pretty excited, huh?
Star	Yeah! I mean, I know things with Eclipsa haven't been perfect.
Tom	Mm-hmm.
Star	But after today, I feel like I can actually move on!
Tom	Whoa. 'Cause I've actually been thinking we could move on to somewhere else. Maybe like a trip or something?
Star	Aww, Tom, that is so sweet!
	Star and Tom move in for a kiss, but Ruberiot pops up between them.
Ruberiot	Star!
Star and Tom	Aah!
Ruberiot	Where is Queen Eclipsa?! [nervously bending up and down]
Star	Slow your roll, Rubes. There's no need to panic.
Archibald	[holding a pocketwatch] Two minutes to curtain! Time to start panicking!
Star	Buuuut it wouldn't hurt to check on Eclipsa.
	Star goes to Eclipsa's music room in the Monster Temple.
Star	Eclipsa? It's almost time.
	The room is empty.
Star	Where is she? [walks through temple halls] Eclipsa! [enters Eclipsa's bedroom] Uh, Eclipsa? [goes to snack machine room] Oh, Eclipsa! Huh. Must have just missed her.
	Star pounds a vending machine next to her, and it drops a Snookers bar. Star unwraps the candy bar and takes a bite out of it.
Star	[crunch] Mmm, that's good. Mm-hmm.
	While continuing to look for Eclipsa, Star steps on something that makes a crunching sound. She looks down and sees crystal fragments on the floor.
Star	[gasps]
	Inside Globgor's chamber, Star sees Eclipsa's bone guitar, the rooster with a ribbon tied around its beak, the bowtie that was on Globgor's frozen body, and a shattered crystal prison with no one inside.
Star	Eclipsa, what have you done?
	Star bursts out of the temple and hears microphone feedback coming from the auditorium below.
Star	Huh?!
	Eclipsa is on the auditorium stage with a microphone.
Eclipsa	Attention, everyone! I'm afraid we must send you all home immediately. Globgor has escaped.
Crowd	[gasps]
Star	What?
	Hekapoo nods to Rhombulus and Omnitraxus.
Eclipsa	Please, stay calm! Once we've evacuated you, return to your homes, lock your doors, bar your windows—
Hekapoo	No! Everyone, stay where you are!
	Hekapoo, Rhombulus, and Omnitraxus appear on stage and form a circle around Eclipsa.
Rhombulus	Don't listen to Eclipsa!
Omnitraxus Prime	That's just what Globgor wants you to do! He'll pick you off one by one!
Eclipsa	What are you doing?! I'm trying to protect everyone!
Rhombulus	You're not trying to protect anyone, you traitor! [puts Eclipsa in handcuffs]
Eclipsa	[gasps]
Hekapoo	The Magical High Commission is officially declaring a state of emergency! All residents of Mewni must remain in their seats until further notice!
	Hundreds of Hekapoo clones form a ring around the auditorium, and Omnitraxus encloses the auditorium in a barrier.
Woman 2	What's going on?
Hekapoo	We wait here until the threat of Globgor is neutralized.
	Hekapoo opens a dimensional portal over Meteora and locks her inside a metal cage.
Hekapoo	That should keep her out of trouble.
Eclipsa	Oh...
Rhombulus	Come on, let's go.
	Marco watches from behind the curtains.
Marco	Things do not look good out there.
Ruberiot	[nervous whine]
Marco	We need some sort of... Huh?
	On a bulletin board next to Ruberiot is a talent show flyer depicting Foolduke.
Marco	Aha! A distraction! [takes the flyer]
Ruberiot	Hey!
Marco	[appears on stage] Hey, everybody! What's more fun than a cornonation?
Man 4	(o.s.) Sit down, kid!
Marco	That's right! A talent show!
Ruberiot	Uh, hold on, Marco. We are artists. We can't just put on a talent show with no preparation—
Foolduke	[appears with bag of stage supplies] I'm ready!
	Backstage, Rhombulus keeps watch over Eclipsa.
Star	(o.s.) Rhombulus?
Rhombulus	Huh?
	Star appears in the doorway, looking serious.
Star	I need a moment alone with the Queen.
Rhombulus	Uh, I-I don't know. What if you help her escape or something?
Star	Do I look like I'm going to help her?
Rhombulus	Ohhh, okay. But I'm gonna be right over there watching.
	Rhombulus walks away from Eclipsa while Star approaches her.
Eclipsa	Star, thank goodness! You have to believe me! I swear I didn't let—!
Star	Stop. I don't know what to believe. All I know is that I need to find Globgor before he hurts somebody. Do you have any idea where he might have gone?
Eclipsa	No. I'm not sure.
Rhombulus	Ha-ha! You think that liar's gonna tell you? She doesn't care about Mewni. All she cares about is her freak monster family.
Star	[sighs, walks away]
Eclipsa	[gasps] The bog! He... He might be at the bog. It was a special place for us.
Star	[says nothing and continues walking away]
	Scene cuts to the bog, where Eddie is braiding River's beard.
Eddie	You sure you shouldn't be with the family at the cornonation?
River	And abandon you in your time of need? Eddie, you're stressed! You need me!
Eddie	I ain't stressed.
River	Of course you are! How could you not be? You live in the wild with danger lurking every night. You have a sneaking suspicion that no one takes you seriously, including your own wife. And then there's the case of your daughter. Whom you love, of course. [scratches his armpit] Why wouldn't you? Very much! Ah, but sometimes you wonder if you and Moon would have been better off if... [finds bug in his armpit hair] A bug. [flicks bug away] Well, the point is, you have a lot on your mind.
Eddie	...Wow-wee. I am stressed. I wonder if it also has to do with that beast that's approaching.
River	Huh?
	Globgor appears before River and Eddie, covered in mud.
Globgor	[low growl]
River and Eddie	Aaaaaah!
	Cut to black. END OF PART A.
	START OF PART B. Scene begins on the same shot of River and Eddie screaming at Globgor. Star appears facing Globgor's back.
Star	Oh, that's not good. Globgor!
Globgor	[growls]
River	Raah! Ha!
	River and Eddie jump up and catch Globgor's right horn with a small net, swinging around and around.
River	Star, sweetie! Look at your old man! He's caught the bogbeast!
Star	Dad, that's not the bogbeast! That's Globgor!
River	What?! [lands on Globgor's nose] Oof! Ah. Well, when you're right, you're right.
Globgor	[growls]
River	Aaah!
	Globgor unleashes a supersonic roar that blows a path through multiple trees. He then runs away from Star through the path he just made, dragging River and Eddie with him.
Star	Dad!
	Star leaps high into the air, transforms into her Butterfly Form, and flies after Globgor. She grabs River and Eddie off of Globgor and drop them off in a tree.
Eddie	Oof!
River	Good luck, sweetie! I'm proud of you!
Star	Globgor! You need to come with me! Now!
Globgor	No! You stay away from me!
Star	You know I can't do that!
	Star fires Raspberry Ribbon Lasso at Globgor, but he shrinks to small size, dodges it, and falls into the treetops.
Star	Don't make this more difficult!
	Star keeps firing magic at Globgor, and he keeps dodging. He then grows to huge size behind Star...
Star	Oh, boy.
	...and grabs her in his hands.
Globgor	I said stay away from me! I'm just trying to protect my wife and child!
River	I'm a father myself! Her father!
Globgor	[lets go of Star] Oh! Oh! Oh, okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Look, I have to go far, far away from here. If the Mewmans find out I'm free, they're just gonna take it out on my family.
Star	So you're not gonna hurt anyone?
Globgor	What?! No! Of course not!
	Globgor shrinks to normal size and sits on a log.
Star	Look, Globgor. Eclipsa and Meteora are already in danger.
Globgor	Well, what am I supposed to do?
Star	[sighs] I think I know. But you gotta come with me. [extends three hands to Globgor]
Globgor	Which, uh... Which hand do I take?
	Scene cuts back to the Monster Auditorium; Pony Head is on stage.
Pony Head	Annnnd here is this one. [does a pose turned away and looking over her right shoulder] Boom!
Man 4	I thought this was supposed to be a talent show! [groans]
Pony Head	Posing is a talent!
Foolduke	Thank you, Pony Head! Next up, we've got Marco!
Marco	I don't know about this. I mean, I'm... I-I-I'm totally unprepared. [takes out a microphone] There's no way I could perform in front of a crowd right this very second.
	While Marco is speaking, Tom slips sunglasses onto his face, and he takes out his phone to play Love Sentence's "Too Little Too Late".
Marco	[singing] ♪ We spiraled high on a gust of love ♪
	Tom, also wearing sunglasses, appears behind Marco to join in.
Marco and Tom	♪ And I knew right from the start ♪ ♪ Nothing could tear us apart ♪
	Ruberiot joins in playing the lute.
Marco and Tom	♪ 'Til the day you broke my heart ♪
	Janna and Foolduke join in dancing.
Marco and Tom	♪ And now it's too little too late ♪
Man 4	...I like this.
Marco and Tom	♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
	A dimensional portal opens behind Marco and Tom, and Star steps through.
Marco and Tom	Star!
Star	[turns back to normal] Citizens of Mewni! There is someone I'd like you to meet.
	Globgor comes through the portal in handcuffs.
Crowd	[gasps]
Moon	[gasps]
Marco	Oh, boy!
	Buff Frog grabs Marco and Tom away from off-screen.
Janna	[takes picture of Globgor] Nice job, Eclipsa. I get it now.
Star	Please, stay calm! I know he looks scary, but Globgor doesn't want to hurt you!
Man 4	That's Globgor?
Monster 1	Why is he in handcuffs?
Man 5	I thought he'd be bigger.
Rhombulus	Globgor would just as fast eat you than look at you! But don't worry! I'll crystallize him right here on this stage for you all to see!
Omnitraxus	But that isn't enough! As soon as Globgor's crystallized, Eclipsa will just set him free again!
Hekapoo	Omni is right! We will never be safe if Eclipsa is allowed to be queen!
	Hekapoo snaps her fingers, and the curtains behind her burn away to reveal Eclipsa.
Globgor	[gasps] My darkest star!
Eclipsa	[gasps] You!
	Eclipsa and Globgor tear up as they look across at each other.
Eclipsa	Hi, dear. It looks like you've gotten yourself into a bit of trouble.
Globgor	It seems I have. Why did you set me free? I told you, this isn't what I want!
Eclipsa	I didn't do it, I swear! [groans]
	Rhombulus starts crystallizing Eclipsa from the feet up.
Globgor	[gasps]
Rhombulus	Okay, that's enough! Back to the crystal for you!
Globgor	No, wait! Please! [straining]
Eclipsa	[gasps]
	Globgor roars and breaks through his handcuffs.
Star	Oh, boy, that's not good.
	Globgor leaps at Rhombulus, expanding the size of his arms, and slams Rhombulus away.
Rhombulus	Aah! [flies into the wall] Owie...
Hekapoo	[draws scissor blades] Okay.
	Hekapoo makes 12 clones of herself, and they charge at Globgor. The original Hekapoo drops through a portal while Globgor swats the clones away with his tail. His tail swings over the crowd.
Crowd	[screaming]
Globgor	Oh! Sorry! Sorry, my bad!
	Omnitraxus appears behind Globgor and grabs his arms.
Star	No-no-no-no-no-no, please! You guys have to stop!
	Globgor falls over, causing debris to fall on the stage. A piece of debris hits Star and knocks her back toward the audience.
Star	Aah! Oof!
	Star gets up and tries to go back to the stage, but Moon holds her back.
Moon	Star, please! I don't want to see you get hurt!
Star	Mom, I have to save—! Wait.
	Globgor sneaks onto Omnitraxus' shoulder while tiny-sized. He expands the size of his left arm and punches Omnitraxus across the face, causing him to fall over. Hekapoo appears through a portal and attacks Globgor from behind. When he dodges, Hekapoo makes more clones of herself, and they pile on top of him. Globgor grows in size and throws them off.
Globgor	Yaaaah!
	Omnitraxus' hand appears out of the floor and grabs Globgor's tail.
Globgor	Aah!
	Omnitraxus swings Globgor around and around by his tail and hurls him into the sky.
Globgor	Aaaaah!
	Omnitraxus appears in the sky over Globgor and punches him back to the ground. Meteora watches the battle from inside her cage.
Globgor	[growling, roars]
Meteora	Ba-ba! [shakes the cage bars] Dip down!
	The cage glows, and Meteora blasts it apart. She starts crawling in Globgor's direction.
Meteora	[giggling]
Eclipsa	[gasps] Meteora! No! Don't go to Daddy! Come to Mommy, baby!
Monster 2	Aw, man! Don't go that way, baby! Go back!
Meteora	[giggling] Huh?
	Meteora becomes surrounded by flames. Globgor struggles against Omnitraxus.
Omnitraxus	Just give yourself up, Globgor! You and Eclipsa have struck terror into the hearts of Mewmans for too long!
Monster 3	Hey! There's a baby in the fire!
Globgor	Baby?
	Meteora is surrounded by flames.
Meteora	[crying]
Globgor	No! Meteora!
	Globgor kicks Omnitraxus away and blows the flames out with his breath. Meteora stops crying. Globgor shrinks to normal size and picks her up.
Meteora	Ba-ba?
Globgor	[tearing up] Yeah, that's right. It's Ba-ba.
Meteora	[cooing]
Crowd	Awwwww!
Hekapoo	Huh.
	Star and Eclipsa watch from the side, with Eclipsa also tearing up.
Globgor	Look, we don't need to fight. Put me back in the crystal and let my family go.
Meteora	[coos]
Rhombulus	All right, let's do this!
River	(o.s.) Over my dead body!
	River appears in the crowd and climbs over audience members toward the stage.
Crowd	[Cut it out!] / [Watch it!]
River	That man was willing to stay in a crystal to keep his family safe! He's a dad just like the rest of us!
Star	Yes, exactly! Well, I mean, not everyone here's a dad, but...
River	[inhales] Not yet.
Rhombulus	I don't care if he's a dad! He's evil! He's a king of monsters! And Eclipsa set him free!
Star	No, Rhombulus. I don't think she did.
Crowd	[Huh?] / [What did she say?]
Star	Think about it. Eclipsa's gonna let Globgor out of his crystal on her coronation day? That doesn't make any sense!
Rhombulus	So what you're saying is... Globgor let himself out!
Star	It was you!
Crowd	[muttering]
Man 6	Man, what a juicy twist!
Star	You're the one who let him out! You're the crystal guy! You put him there in the first place! And you can't stand that she's out now and people are accepting her!
	Rhombulus starts sweating and breathing heavily.
Star	You got anything to say for yourself?
Rhombulus	[straining] All right! I did it!
Crowd	[gasps]
Rhombulus	I let him out so you could see what a monster he really is!
Star	Yeah, that's funny. 'Cause he didn't do anything but try and get away from you!
Rhombulus	Well... maybe this time, he didn't hurt anyone. But sooner or later, he'll show his true colors! And so will Eclipsa! She's evil! I've seen it with my own eye!
Hekapoo	Are you kidding me?! We don't trust Eclipsa either, but if you think putting everyone here in danger was a good idea, you're the bad guy here! Guards! You know what to do.
Lady Whosits and Kyle	Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut! [grab Rhombulus' arms]
Rhombulus	Huh? No, no, wait! I can explain!
Hekapoo	Aw, pipe down, big guy!
Globgor	It doesn't matter who let me out. I'm free, but I can't stay here. [frees Eclipsa's feet from crystal and breaks her handcuffs] These people are afraid of me.
Star	But if they're afraid of you, why are they still here?
Eclipsa	Perhaps... they should decide.
Crowd	[confused murmuring] / [Wait, what do you mean, decide?]
Eclipsa	You may not all love me, but you've accepted me as your queen. Will you accept my husband as well?
Monster 4	Wait, you want us to choose?
Monster 5	This is a monarchy, not a democracy!
Man 1	Wait, what does Queen Moon think?
	Everyone in the audience around Moon looks at her.
Moon	[sighs] How many times must I tell you? I'm not your queen anymore! It doesn't matter what I think!
Star	[smiles]
Man 4	Hmm... I dunno. Didn't he used to, like, eat people?
Monster 1	Wasn't he just trying to protect his family from angry Mewmans?
Man 5	I don't know how to respond to this shift in the paradigm!
Buff Frog	[holding Marco and Tom] I think we should give him chance! Is true, Globgor is free now. For some, is Mewman's greatest fear. But now it has happened! And it not so bad! He seem like big proud papa. Like Buff Frog!
Tom	Dude, we're fine. You can put us down now.
Katrina	Can't we all put the past behind us and make a fresh start?
Crowd	Awwwww!
Man 7	Yeah! What that fish kid said!
Crowd	[cheering]
Globgor	Huh.
Hekapoo	Well, I guess this is happening.
Rhombulus	Uh, so does this mean I'm off the hook?
Hekapoo	Ha! Yeah, you wish. Come on, hotshot. We got a prison cell with your name on it.
	Star hugs Eclipsa and Meteora. Globgor, Marco, and Tom join the group hug.
Ruberiot	So, Queen, I know a lot just happened, but it's still your coronation. Shall we make this thing official?
Meteora	[babbles, giggles]
	Eclipsa takes her bone guitar and starts playing Some Kind of Magic. The royal guards kneel around her.
Eclipsa	[singing] ♪ It's some kind of magic ♪ ♪ When we make it through the night ♪ ♪ It's some kind of magic ♪
	Janna pushes Globgor to join Eclipsa.
Eclipsa and Globgor	♪ When we face what's wrong or right ♪ ♪ And head to the future ♪
	Ruberiot joins in on harpsichord, and he and Foolduke smile at each other.
Eclipsa and Globgor	♪ Where nothing's quite so clear ♪ ♪ But I won't even falter (won't even falter) ♪ ♪ When it's you I'm with, my dear ♪
	Moon walks up to Star, and they, Tom, Marco, and River share a group hug.
Eclipsa and Globgor	♪ 'Cause all I wanna do ♪ ♪ Is stay in Mewni with you ♪
	The royal guards start dancing. Mewmans and monsters in the audience start swaying side to side.
Eclipsa and Globgor	♪ And all I wanna see ♪ ♪ Is you right here next to me ♪
Crowd	[cheering]
	Camera zooms out from the Monster Auditorium. A crow flies through the sky. A scar on its right eye indicates that it's Mina Loveberry's crow Sebastian.
Sebastian	[caws]
	Dramatic musical sting. Cut to black.
	(end song)