Gone Baby Gone/Transcript

			The episode begins with Marco telling a bedtime story to his baby sister Mariposa and her playmate Meteora Butterfly, with a little penguin finger puppet to illustrate the story.
Marco Diaz			[in a silly voice] And after the battle, they had all the breakfast burritos they could ever want.
			Mariposa was giggling and clapping with Meteora was staring and drooling
Marco			[silly voice] The end.
Baby Mariposa Diaz			[laughing]
Marco			[normal voice] Okay, that's enough goofing off.
			Meteora giving Mariposa a piggyback ride. Marco then takes Mariposa off of her back.
Marco			Time for Bed. Goodnight Meteora.
Baby Meteora Butterfly			[Hisses] then falls over [Goo]
Marco			It's really great you two get along so well.
			He place Mariposa in her own crib, and plays the penguin finger puppet saying goodnight.
Marco			Goodnight Mariposa, {placing his penguin puppet in the crib} sweet dreams.
Baby Mariposa			[Mariposa grabs the finger puppet off Marco's finger and cuddles with it to sleep]
			Marco watches his sister fall asleep, suddenly a portal open behind him, revealing to be Hekapoo.
Hekapoo			Marco!
			Marco turned around in his karate defense mode, then stops immediately after realizing its Hekapoo.
Marco			[whispering] Hekapoo! What the heck are you doing here?!
Hekapoo			I need to talk to you about so-
Marco			[placing his finger on Hekapoo's mouth] Shh shhh! Not in front of the babies!
			Marco took Hekapoo arm, and pushed her out of the door then closed it
Marco			[whispering] Mariposa and Meteora just fell asleep!
Hekapoo			What are you? Eclipsa's babysitter?
Marco			I'm Eclipsa's "favorite" babysitter! And I think it's nice that she and Globgor are having the night out after three hundred years-
Hekapoo			Just Listen! Alright. I shouldn't be telling you this, but I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down on Mewni.
Marco			Well that sounds ominous.
Hekapoo			Okay I know you like to [finger quoting] "Get involved" because "you care" but trust me...[poking hard on Marco chest] Stay. On. Earth!
Marco			Ow!
Hekapoo			[reopens her portal with her scissors, and went inside, but return slightly to repeat] Stay on Earth!
			Marco was getting suspicious. The scene later cut to Star, brushing her teeth in Marco's bathroom. Marco then enters in
Marco			Star, Heckapoo just gave me this really incepted warning about bad things happening on Mewni. Have you hear anything about that?
Star Butterfly			[spits] No. But we should probably ask Eclipsa that- Oh! [Star remembering a task] I promised I'd send her a picture of the babies together!
Marco			[wispering] Quietly! they're asleep!
Star			[Singingly] Oh Babies!
			Star and Marco enters into the babies room at the same time, with Star holding her compact mirror, when both were shocked to see Hekapoo's portal in the room
Star			Hekapoo left her portal open!
Marco			Why is it so quiet?
			They both looked at each other looking very worried, and walked up to the baby cribs.
Star and Marco			Gasp! [Oh my gosh]
			Both of the cribs were empty, the babies were missing.
Marco			Do you think?
Star			[Star and Marco looked at the portal] Uh-Huh I think. Oh No how long has it been
Marco			[Starting to panic] I don't know? Five minutes? Ten?
Star			They can be grandma's by now, [pulled Marco's arm into the portal] let's go
			They entered into the neverzone, Marco was reverted back to his adult form.
Star			[grunts] What happened here?
Adult Marco			Who knows, it's been centuries the last time we were here.
Star			Oh hot Marco, where do we even start looking.
			Adult Marco then squishes a nearby fairy, and smeared it on a cow skull.
Star			[vibrating] Uhhhhh....
			The ground started shaking, lightning striked all around them. Then it stroked down in front of them Brunzetta with her axe. She stood up and opened her eyes. Star then rushed up to give her a hug
Star			[Excited] Ahhh! Brunzetta! You looked so cool! Duh! [chuckles] Did you missed me?
Brunzetta			I'm sorry, who are you again?
			Star still with a smile on her face felt hurt, and made her hearts on her cheeks cracked.
Adult Marco			Burnzetta! My sister is missing! Do you know anyone that could help me find her?
Burnzetta			Hmm.. Old Irma! The sage who lives just pass the mountian range. [point at the mountains] We can get there by mid-day if leave now.
Adult Marco			Oh. Uhh... We've loved to have you Brunzetta, [scratching behind his neck] but this is kinda of a "family affair".
Brunzetta			Wait. Did you summon me all the way out here, just to ask me for directions?
Adult Marco			No! I..I also...One thing that I... [failing to make any excuse he ran and Star made Cloudy off screen and flew away in a far distance] I value our friendship!
Brunzetta			Rude. [she tapped her axe's handle, and vanishes with the lightning]
Adult Marco			Ugh. How could I be so irresponsible!? This is No Place For Babies!
			Giant roaches came towards them. Marco punch one away, then Star used her magic and blasted one away.
Adult Marco			I'm a terrible brother.
Star			Cliff.
			Cloudy pulled up, dodging the cliff ledge. Rising over Cloudy then heads to the ground and vanishes and Star and Marco landed on their feet.
Old Irma			[off screen] Who's There?
			There a view of a large campsite on the mountain range, passing down to tents, clothes hanging, and skulls with bones. Upon to see the sage, sitting on a bone rocking chair.
Adult Marco			Old crone. We come in search of two girls. One, a half-monster with clovers on her cheeks, the other, a human girl with a mole [pointing to his mole] like this. Have you seen them?
Old Irma			[wind started blowing with leaves] Who wants to know?
Adult Marco			I'm mole girl's older brother, and she the half-monster's...Distant..cousin..or something.
			Star gave Marco a thumbs up as to his saying was correct. Old Irma then sprained into action, hopping in front of them, and start charging magic through her hands.
Star			Hey she knows mag- [she gets blasted with some green magic sludge] AH!! ohh!..
			Old Irma cackled with joy, then her body then started to peal off. Revealing her as be a disguise. Star and Marco watch in terror, as it seem to be a creature with a skull helmet and purple wings.
Star			[struggling in goo] Gasp! Is that...a Butterfly?
			It revealed to be a teenage Meteora with Mariposa sitting on her back.
Adult Marco			Mariposa?
Mariposa			Intruders! Prepare to meet your Demise!
			Meteora was about to blast magic right towards Marco, but Star use her own magic to block her back at them. Forcing them flying backwards
Mariposa			Wait! Your a magic user too?
Star			Yeah....
			Meteora then flutter down, landing to the ground Mariposa got off and Meteora just poofed back to her normal form and took off her skull helmet.
Meteora			We don't see many of your kind here?
Star			Gasp! Meteora!
Mariposa			What if they're telling the truth? That guy and I do have the same mole.
Meteora			Hmm...I called for a sister meeting.
			Meteora and Mariposa began a private conversation. Star and Marco looked at each other in mild confusion.
Meteora			Ugh. Fine!
Mariposa			Greetings. I'm Bork [putting her arm on Meteora] and this is Grob.
Adult Marco			Those... aren't your real names.
Mariposa			Please allow us to properly apologize, but offer you some food. (chuckles) Our cave is this way.
Star			Food! Oh don't mind if I do!
			Star and Marco then followed Mariposa to their cave. However, Meteora stepped in front of Marco and glared at him.
Adult Marco			Uhh...Can I...Help you?
Meteora			I don't know why... but something you...[breathing in anger] Makes me angry!
Adult Marco			[laughing nervously] eh Ha Ha. Yeah. [placing his arm behind his head]
			The scene later cuts to Mariposa and Meteora's cave. Later to be shown inside with the four sitting on logs and a large cauldron cooking.
Star			That was some pretty sweet magic you used back there
Meteora			Oh. Thanks. The old women of the mountain found us as babies and taught me all of their spells. Now that they've all died, it's my job to protect us, since "Bork" cannot do magic...[Realizing she made Mariposa feel bad from her saying] She still can kick butt though! Like the time you wrestle that giant Mud fly.
Mariposa			I chopped all it's legs and drained the putrid goo from it's body. And then it kind of exploded, but I manage to save the goo.
Meteora			Sigh...That was the last good meal we had that winter.
Adult Marco			Yeah, it's not easy surviving in this dimension.
Mariposa			Why did you abandoned us here?
Adult Marco			We didn't abandon you. We came soon as we could, but time works differently here.
Star			We're here now though. You can finally come home.
Mariposa			Oh yeah. I can't wait to see what Earth is like.
Meteora			But first, Soup's On! Who's hungry. [grabbing a wooden bowl and a ladle spoon]
Star			[Excitedly] Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! It's Me! I'm Hungry! [looking at her food already made Star feel grossed out] What is this?
Meteora			Skin flakes and Garlic Spider chow.
Star			[Drinking the soup, and gulping it down disgustedly.] Y....yummy.
Adult Marco			[Drinking down the soup entirely, enjoying it] Ah. Really takes me back. Though I always used to add more garlic spiders. Ump!!
			Star and Marco both fell to the ground. The food they ate was tainted with poison, knocking then unconscious. Meteora and Mariposa grinned. Soon they carried Star and Marco on their backs and carried them up the mountain.