Scene opens inside Star's wand. Spider with a Top Hat sticks a spile into a Stump Day stump and extracts some fluid into a punch bowl. Scene changes to some pastries in the oven. | |
Spider | Perfect! [grabs tray] Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot! |
He runs the hot tray over as fast as he can; on the return trip he pushes the stump across the room. He then runs back across, holding 13 stump mugs. | |
Spider | Steady, steady. Ooh, steady. |
Scene changes to Spider's checklist. He marks off the last few items. | |
Spider | All right. Looks like everything is going to be A-O... [hears something dripping] oh, oh, no! The chocolate fountain! |
He runs away while yelling, grabs a plunger, and plunges the fountain until a large geyser of chocolate erupts, which sends him flying. The fountain's now working and the scene changes to a hallway. Flying Pig positions a stump wreath on a door. | |
Spider | Up high! |
Pig | You mean [high-fiving spider] down low? |
Spider | [laughs] Because I'm short. |
The All-Seeing Eye opens the door, and the wreath falls. It looks at the wreath. | |
Spider | Oh, let me get that for you. [throws it onto the door] Hey, you're the new guy. Uh, Seeing Eye spell, right? |
Eye | [hums] |
Spider | You settling in okay? |
Eye | [hums] |
Spider | Fantastic. Well, [points to his eye] I'll see you at the party later. [laughs] I jokes. |
Scene changes to some purple goats who are spitting out snowflake decorations. | |
Goats | [bleat] |
Spider | Well, if it isn't the goats with the moats. Uh, most. These are beautiful. Keep up the good work. Bye. |
Goats | [bleat] |
The All-seeing eye walks in. The goats stop. Scene changes to the dish washroom. Raccoon is washing a cookie. Spider comes flying in on a silk thread. | |
Spider | Hey, Raccoon. Thanks for washing those... uh... cookies. But, maybe you could wash the fine china instead. |
Raccoon | [eats cookie, starts washing a plate] |
Spider | Thanks, buddy. Spider out! |
Spider's flies out on a silk thread again. The All-Seeing Eye comes in, and Raccoon stops washing the plate. Scene changes to two warnicorns and narwhal who are stacked on top of each other. Narwhal positions a red ribbon up top. | |
Spider | Hey, Narwhal, looks pretty good. |
Narwhal | Thanks, Spider. [whispering] But there's something I need to talk to you about. |
Spider | Okay. What? |
Narwhal | Well, I... |
Bottom Warnicorn | [groans] Narwhal, please. |
Narwhal | Oh, dismount. |
The three unstack. | |
Bottom Narwhal | Next time, you're the foundation. |
Spider | So what's up? |
Narwhal | [sees All-Seeing Eye] Let's go somewhere a little quieter to talk. [grabs Spider] |
Spider | What? Is... something wrong? |
Narwhal | It's Seeing Eye. He's really creepy. |
Spider | What? What are you talking about? He's fine. Plus, spying is kind of his job. |
Crystal Muffin | Then can we fire him? |
Warnicorn | He's seriously harshing our mellow. |
Spider | Well what do you want me to do? [laughs] Uninvite him from the Stump Day party? |
The crowd voices their approval at that idea. | |
Spider | I can't do that. Stump Day is about inclusiveness and love, [sinister] and not angering the Stump. |
Beanbag | But Stump Day is the one day of the year I get to cut loose and guzzle beans. How can I do that with Spy Eye buzzin' around? |
Snail | Yeah, let him eat the beans. |
Pig | Spy Eye is not even one of Star's spells. |
Other Narwhal | Yeah, he's from Eclipsa. |
Spider | Well but Star used him, and he's one of us now. |
Warnicorn | Spy Eye is definitely not one of my bros. |
Spider | Hey, come on, guys. We all have our quirks, right? Narwhal, you're always breaking pillars around the house with your blast ever since I can remember. And Snail, ugh, you leave your gross snail trails everywhere. |
Snail | It's a side effect from my medication. |
Spider | And me, me, I've got a laser cannon in my hat. [laughs] Look, Seeing Eye's just part of our family now, and you guys need to give him the same consideration that you give each other. Now, let's have a wonderful Stump Day. |
Narwhal | Yeah! What do you say, guys? Maybe Spider has a point. |
The spells reluctantly agree. Scene changes to the beginning of the party in the main room. | |
Spider | Hey, hey, ya old Stump. Glad you could make it. |
Minotaur | Merry Stump Day. Whoo! Stump Day! |
Spider | Merry Stump Day to you. |
Snail | Whoa, you really outdid yourself. |
Spider | Merry Stump Day, Snail. Cloudy, I'm liking the upgrade. |
Scene changes to later; Spider spindles down from the ceiling with a tray of pastries. | |
Spider | Hey, guys, can I interest anyone in some fresh-baked Stump cakes? |
Minotaur | Ooh! |
Pig | My favorite. |
Minotaur | Hey, Spider, hit me up. [eats the pastry Spider throws into his mouth] That's what a Stump should taste like. |
Scene changes to the punch bowl. | |
Spider | [to Warnicorn] Here you go, fresh from the Stump. |
Scene changes to Squirrel playing "Pin the stick on the stump". Squirrel pins the stick. | |
Squirrel | Did I get it? Did I pin the twig on the stump? |
Spider | Oh, you sure did. Way to stick it to him. |
Narwhal | Great party, Spider. Everyone's havin' a great time. |
Spider looks around at all the happy party goers. He notices All-Seeing Eye by itself. | |
Spider | Well that's not right! [walks through the crowd] Excuse me. Pardon me. Hey, Seeing Eye, good to see ya, buddy. You havin' fun over here in the corner, by yourself? |
Eye | [hums] |
Spider | You know what? Why don't I introduce you to some of the other spells, huh? Sound fun? Come on. |
Scene jumps to Flying Pig. | |
Pig | So then I said, "Forget about flying. You ever seen a pig do this?" [dances, silence] I'm dancin'. |
The others around Flying Pig laugh | |
Makeup Blast | Oh that's what he was doing. |
Spider | Good one. Hey, speaking of cool, funny things, have you guys met Seeing Eye? Yeah, he's a new spell that Star's been using a lot lately and is an all-around great guy. |
They all fall silent. | |
Spider | [nervous laugh] Anyhoo, Seeing Eye, now I could tell you some stories about these crazy guys [laughs]. |
The All-Seeing Eye blinks, and in the eye, a scene from earlier in the party plays. | |
Squirrel | Tell me about it. |
Kitten Barrel | [behind Squirrel] Achoo! [blows nose into Squirrel's tail] |
The All-Seeing Eye blinks again, revealing more events from earlier. Makeup Blast | |
Makeup Blast | [licks pastry] Nah. [licks another] Nah. [likes a third] Nah. [licks a fourth] |
All-Seeing Eye blinks. The others look angrily at Makeup Blast. All-Seeing Eye reveals another event. | |
Squid | [flies by office supplies] Cool. Free stuff. [burns it with blue fire] |
All-Seeing Eye blinks again. Flying Pig is at the punch bowl; he throws his head into it and slurps up the majority of the punch, spitting some back into his cup. | |
Pig | Oh, there you go. |
Eye | [blinks open] |
Makeup Blast | That's disgusting. |
Pig | Whatever. You're the one licking the cupcakes. |
Kitten Barrel | You put your head in the punch. |
Squid | Not cool. |
They all march off bickering. | |
Spider | [nervous laugh] Well I, I guess he already knows all of you. |
Gray Warnicorn | Hey, do you lift? 'Cause, you know, it's a... it's a pretty big deal around here, as you can tell by my body. [flexes] |
The Eye turns to the other Warnicorns and reveals a scene of him putting on a fake muscle suit. | |
Other Warnicorns | [gasp] |
Gray Warnicorn | [gulp] |
Green Warnicorn | You totally lied to us, bro. |
Blue Warnicorn | You broke a sacred sweaty bond. |
Gray Warnicorn | Hold on a second, guys, don't be mad. |
Blue Warnicorn | I'm not mad, [sniffles] I just need some time to process. |
Green Warnicorn | Yeah, me, too, bro. [tears up] We have to go. [trots away] |
Gray Warnicorn | Wait, bros, no! Aghhh! All right, [to Eye] You know what? No. No. This is your fault. All right. Instead of taking responsibility for my actions, I am gonna blame you for recording them, and then I am gonna pummel you. |
Spider jumps on top of Gray Warnicorn. | |
Spider | The, uh, Stump cakes you were looking for, they're over there. [laughs] |
Warnicorn | Fine. I'll be back momentarily to whoop your... eye, I guess. [trots away] |
Spider | Seeing Eye, what are you doing? |
The Eye blinks, revealing a scene of Marco Diaz and Jackie Lynn Thomas | |
Marco | It's always best to tell the truth. |
Spider | Yes. Be that as it may, we are at an office Stump Day party. |
Eye | [hums] |
Spider | Ugh! Look, just try havin' some fun, okay? |
All-Seeing Eye floats off into the crowd. It wanders by multiple groups of people, but ultimately doesn't find a place to join. | |
Spider | No. |
Narwhal | [puts down cup] How's it goin'? |
Spider | This is a nightmare. [dumps his head in the cup] You know what? I'd like to tell every spell at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party that they stink. Ruining Stump Day after all the hard work... |
Narwhal | [whispering] Spider. |
Spider | What?! I'm trying to wallow. |
Narwhal | That. |
Narwhal gestures towards All-Seeing Eye, whose gaze is focused right on Spider. | |
Spider | Maybe he didn't hear us. Let's just start dinner, and get this whole thing over with. |
Scene jumps to dinner at the main stump. Spider taps a fork against a stump mug. | |
Spider | Attention, please. [unenthusiastically] Friends, we made it another year, and now we have this beautiful feast... |
Pig | Licked by a raccoon. |
Snail | Blecchh! |
Spider | ...to enjoy together as a... |
Spider pauses, gazing upon all the spells. He begins to tear up. | |
Spider | ...as a family. [smiles] |
Makeup Blast | Without any punch, 'cause a certain pig drank it all. |
Spider | You know what? Pig did drink all the punch. |
Pig | Hey. |
Spider | And Makeup Blast licked our food, and Raccoon, he washed our cookies. |
Warnicorn | [disgusted snort] |
Spider | While Seeing Eye is creepin' everybody out. But it's his first Stump Day, guys, and you know what? Where I come from, that counts for something, right? |
Warnicrons | [bro-hoof] Oh, yeah, that's true. [hug each other] |
Gray Warnicorn | Yeah, let's hear it for Spider, man! He's the glue that holds us together. |
All | To Spider! To Spider! |
The All-Seeing Eye reveals Spider's earlier statement | |
Spider | You know what? I'd like to tell every spell at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party that they stink! |
All | [gasp] |
Gray Warnicorn | Is that... how you feel? |
Spider | [agape] |
Everyone begins talking, they all leave the table, and head back to their rooms besides Spider and All-Seeing Eye. | |
Spider | Well yeah... but no... my exact... the meaning of what I, uh was saying... Oh. [angrily, to Eye] What the heck, man? |
Eye blinks | |
Marco | It's always best to tell the truth. |
Spider | Whatever, man. I hope you're happy. We were a family, and you could have been a part of it. But now! Now, it's over! And and, if I never see you again, well, it would be fine with me. [storms off] |
All-Seeing Eye is alone on the table. As Spider walks to his room, Eye reveals another scene. | |
Pig | Oh, Stump cakes. Oh, excuse me. |
Squirrel | Your hand is really soft. |
Spider | What? |
Eye | [blinks] |
Narwhal | Tell me about it. |
Squid drops a stump bucket on his head | |
Narwhal | What? Oh. |
Narwhal and Squid | [laugh] |
Eye | [blinks] |
Makeup Blast and Beanbag pour punch into Kitten Barrel. As the scene plays, other spells come out of their rooms to watch. Eye blinks; Kitten Barrel is dumping punch onto Minotaur. Narwhal, Squid, Kitten Barrel, and Minotaur all laugh. | |
Minotaur | [laughs] Oh, yeah, I did do that, didn't I? |
Kitten Barrel | [laughs] You did do that, didn't you? |
Eye | [blinks] |
Spider | [to Warnicorn] Let me get your jacket. |
Warnicorn | Why, thank you, Spider. |
Eye | [blinks] |
In the scene, Spider laughs as he runs around with a wreath. | |
Green Warnicorn | Dude is such a gentleman. |
Pig | I didn't realize how hard he worked. |
Marco | [in Eye] It's always best to tell the truth. |
Eye | [blinks, opens] |
Spider | [eyes sparkling] Wow. Thank you, Seeing Eye. |
Gray Warnicorn | Aw, dude [hugs Eye] that was beautiful, man. Come on, bring it in. You're all right, bro. |
All the spells re-gather. | |
Spider | [teary-eyed] It's a Stump Day miracle. |
Gray Warnicorn | [laughs] Sure is. Come on, guys, we got a Stump Day to celebrate. |
Spider | Really? |
Narwhal | Ha ha, you know it buddy! |
Spider | Come on, Seeing Eye. Let's get this party started! |
All | [singing] ♪ Gather friends around the Stump ♪ ♪ We'll have such fun around the Stump ♪ ♪ Drink some punch, feast a bunch ♪ ♪ Play some games and laugh too much ♪ ♪ Around the Stump! ♪ |
(end song) |
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