Holiday Spellcial/Transcript

	Scene opens inside Star's wand. Spider with a Top Hat sticks a spile into a Stump Day stump and extracts some fluid into a punch bowl. Scene changes to some pastries in the oven.
Spider	Perfect! [grabs tray] Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!
	He runs the hot tray over as fast as he can; on the return trip he pushes the stump across the room. He then runs back across, holding 13 stump mugs.
Spider	Steady, steady. Ooh, steady.
	Scene changes to Spider's checklist. He marks off the last few items.
Spider	All right. Looks like everything is going to be A-O... [hears something dripping] oh, oh, no! The chocolate fountain!
	He runs away while yelling, grabs a plunger, and plunges the fountain until a large geyser of chocolate erupts, which sends him flying. The fountain's now working and the scene changes to a hallway. Flying Pig positions a stump wreath on a door.
Spider	Up high!
Pig	You mean [high-fiving spider] down low?
Spider	[laughs] Because I'm short.
	The All-Seeing Eye opens the door, and the wreath falls. It looks at the wreath.
Spider	Oh, let me get that for you. [throws it onto the door] Hey, you're the new guy. Uh, Seeing Eye spell, right?
Eye	[hums]
Spider	You settling in okay?
Eye	[hums]
Spider	Fantastic. Well, [points to his eye] I'll see you at the party later. [laughs] I jokes.
	Scene changes to some purple goats who are spitting out snowflake decorations.
Goats	[bleat]
Spider	Well, if it isn't the goats with the moats. Uh, most. These are beautiful. Keep up the good work. Bye.
Goats	[bleat]
	The All-seeing eye walks in. The goats stop. Scene changes to the dish washroom. Raccoon is washing a cookie. Spider comes flying in on a silk thread.
Spider	Hey, Raccoon. Thanks for washing those... uh... cookies. But, maybe you could wash the fine china instead.
Raccoon	[eats cookie, starts washing a plate]
Spider	Thanks, buddy. Spider out!
	Spider's flies out on a silk thread again. The All-Seeing Eye comes in, and Raccoon stops washing the plate. Scene changes to two warnicorns and narwhal who are stacked on top of each other. Narwhal positions a red ribbon up top.
Spider	Hey, Narwhal, looks pretty good.
Narwhal	Thanks, Spider. [whispering] But there's something I need to talk to you about.
Spider	Okay. What?
Narwhal	Well, I...
Bottom Warnicorn	[groans] Narwhal, please.
Narwhal	Oh, dismount.
	The three unstack.
Bottom Narwhal	Next time, you're the foundation.
Spider	So what's up?
Narwhal	[sees All-Seeing Eye] Let's go somewhere a little quieter to talk. [grabs Spider]
Spider	What? Is... something wrong?
Narwhal	It's Seeing Eye. He's really creepy.
Spider	What? What are you talking about? He's fine. Plus, spying is kind of his job.
Crystal Muffin	Then can we fire him?
Warnicorn	He's seriously harshing our mellow.
Spider	Well what do you want me to do? [laughs] Uninvite him from the Stump Day party?
	The crowd voices their approval at that idea.
Spider	I can't do that. Stump Day is about inclusiveness and love, [sinister] and not angering the Stump.
Beanbag	But Stump Day is the one day of the year I get to cut loose and guzzle beans. How can I do that with Spy Eye buzzin' around?
Snail	Yeah, let him eat the beans.
Pig	Spy Eye is not even one of Star's spells.
Other Narwhal	Yeah, he's from Eclipsa.
Spider	Well but Star used him, and he's one of us now.
Warnicorn	Spy Eye is definitely not one of my bros.
Spider	Hey, come on, guys. We all have our quirks, right? Narwhal, you're always breaking pillars around the house with your blast ever since I can remember. And Snail, ugh, you leave your gross snail trails everywhere.
Snail	It's a side effect from my medication.
Spider	And me, me, I've got a laser cannon in my hat. [laughs] Look, Seeing Eye's just part of our family now, and you guys need to give him the same consideration that you give each other. Now, let's have a wonderful Stump Day.
Narwhal	Yeah! What do you say, guys? Maybe Spider has a point.
	The spells reluctantly agree. Scene changes to the beginning of the party in the main room.
Spider	Hey, hey, ya old Stump. Glad you could make it.
Minotaur	Merry Stump Day. Whoo! Stump Day!
Spider	Merry Stump Day to you.
Snail	Whoa, you really outdid yourself.
Spider	Merry Stump Day, Snail. Cloudy, I'm liking the upgrade.
	Scene changes to later; Spider spindles down from the ceiling with a tray of pastries.
Spider	Hey, guys, can I interest anyone in some fresh-baked Stump cakes?
Minotaur	Ooh!
Pig	My favorite.
Minotaur	Hey, Spider, hit me up. [eats the pastry Spider throws into his mouth] That's what a Stump should taste like.
	Scene changes to the punch bowl.
Spider	[to Warnicorn] Here you go, fresh from the Stump.
	Scene changes to Squirrel playing "Pin the stick on the stump". Squirrel pins the stick.
Squirrel	Did I get it? Did I pin the twig on the stump?
Spider	Oh, you sure did. Way to stick it to him.
Narwhal	Great party, Spider. Everyone's havin' a great time.
	Spider looks around at all the happy party goers. He notices All-Seeing Eye by itself.
Spider	Well that's not right! [walks through the crowd] Excuse me. Pardon me. Hey, Seeing Eye, good to see ya, buddy. You havin' fun over here in the corner, by yourself?
Eye	[hums]
Spider	You know what? Why don't I introduce you to some of the other spells, huh? Sound fun? Come on.
	Scene jumps to Flying Pig.
Pig	So then I said, "Forget about flying. You ever seen a pig do this?" [dances, silence] I'm dancin'.
	The others around Flying Pig laugh
Makeup Blast	Oh that's what he was doing.
Spider	Good one. Hey, speaking of cool, funny things, have you guys met Seeing Eye? Yeah, he's a new spell that Star's been using a lot lately and is an all-around great guy.
	They all fall silent.
Spider	[nervous laugh] Anyhoo, Seeing Eye, now I could tell you some stories about these crazy guys [laughs].
	The All-Seeing Eye blinks, and in the eye, a scene from earlier in the party plays.
Squirrel	Tell me about it.
Kitten Barrel	[behind Squirrel] Achoo! [blows nose into Squirrel's tail]
	The All-Seeing Eye blinks again, revealing more events from earlier. Makeup Blast
Makeup Blast	[licks pastry] Nah. [licks another] Nah. [likes a third] Nah. [licks a fourth]
	All-Seeing Eye blinks. The others look angrily at Makeup Blast. All-Seeing Eye reveals another event.
Squid	[flies by office supplies] Cool. Free stuff. [burns it with blue fire]
	All-Seeing Eye blinks again. Flying Pig is at the punch bowl; he throws his head into it and slurps up the majority of the punch, spitting some back into his cup.
Pig	Oh, there you go.
Eye	[blinks open]
Makeup Blast	That's disgusting.
Pig	Whatever. You're the one licking the cupcakes.
Kitten Barrel	You put your head in the punch.
Squid	Not cool.
	They all march off bickering.
Spider	[nervous laugh] Well I, I guess he already knows all of you.
Gray Warnicorn	Hey, do you lift? 'Cause, you know, it's a... it's a pretty big deal around here, as you can tell by my body. [flexes]
	The Eye turns to the other Warnicorns and reveals a scene of him putting on a fake muscle suit.
Other Warnicorns	[gasp]
Gray Warnicorn	[gulp]
Green Warnicorn	You totally lied to us, bro.
Blue Warnicorn	You broke a sacred sweaty bond.
Gray Warnicorn	Hold on a second, guys, don't be mad.
Blue Warnicorn	I'm not mad, [sniffles] I just need some time to process.
Green Warnicorn	Yeah, me, too, bro. [tears up] We have to go. [trots away]
Gray Warnicorn	Wait, bros, no! Aghhh! All right, [to Eye] You know what? No. No. This is your fault. All right. Instead of taking responsibility for my actions, I am gonna blame you for recording them, and then I am gonna pummel you.
	Spider jumps on top of Gray Warnicorn.
Spider	The, uh, Stump cakes you were looking for, they're over there. [laughs]
Warnicorn	Fine. I'll be back momentarily to whoop your... eye, I guess. [trots away]
Spider	Seeing Eye, what are you doing?
	The Eye blinks, revealing a scene of Marco Diaz and Jackie Lynn Thomas
Marco	It's always best to tell the truth.
Spider	Yes. Be that as it may, we are at an office Stump Day party.
Eye	[hums]
Spider	Ugh! Look, just try havin' some fun, okay?
	All-Seeing Eye floats off into the crowd. It wanders by multiple groups of people, but ultimately doesn't find a place to join.
Spider	No.
Narwhal	[puts down cup] How's it goin'?
Spider	This is a nightmare. [dumps his head in the cup] You know what? I'd like to tell every spell at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party that they stink. Ruining Stump Day after all the hard work...
Narwhal	[whispering] Spider.
Spider	What?! I'm trying to wallow.
Narwhal	That.
	Narwhal gestures towards All-Seeing Eye, whose gaze is focused right on Spider.
Spider	Maybe he didn't hear us. Let's just start dinner, and get this whole thing over with.
	Scene jumps to dinner at the main stump. Spider taps a fork against a stump mug.
Spider	Attention, please. [unenthusiastically] Friends, we made it another year, and now we have this beautiful feast...
Pig	Licked by a raccoon.
Snail	Blecchh!
Spider	...to enjoy together as a...
	Spider pauses, gazing upon all the spells. He begins to tear up.
Spider	...as a family. [smiles]
Makeup Blast	Without any punch, 'cause a certain pig drank it all.
Spider	You know what? Pig did drink all the punch.
Pig	Hey.
Spider	And Makeup Blast licked our food, and Raccoon, he washed our cookies.
Warnicorn	[disgusted snort]
Spider	While Seeing Eye is creepin' everybody out. But it's his first Stump Day, guys, and you know what? Where I come from, that counts for something, right?
Warnicrons	[bro-hoof] Oh, yeah, that's true. [hug each other]
Gray Warnicorn	Yeah, let's hear it for Spider, man! He's the glue that holds us together.
All	To Spider! To Spider!
	The All-Seeing Eye reveals Spider's earlier statement
Spider	You know what? I'd like to tell every spell at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party that they stink!
All	[gasp]
Gray Warnicorn	Is that... how you feel?
Spider	[agape]
	Everyone begins talking, they all leave the table, and head back to their rooms besides Spider and All-Seeing Eye.
Spider	Well yeah... but no... my exact... the meaning of what I, uh was saying... Oh. [angrily, to Eye] What the heck, man?
	Eye blinks
Marco	It's always best to tell the truth.
Spider	Whatever, man. I hope you're happy. We were a family, and you could have been a part of it. But now! Now, it's over! And and, if I never see you again, well, it would be fine with me. [storms off]
	All-Seeing Eye is alone on the table. As Spider walks to his room, Eye reveals another scene.
Pig	Oh, Stump cakes. Oh, excuse me.
Squirrel	Your hand is really soft.
Spider	What?
Eye	[blinks]
Narwhal	Tell me about it.
	Squid drops a stump bucket on his head
Narwhal	What? Oh.
Narwhal and Squid	[laugh]
Eye	[blinks]
	Makeup Blast and Beanbag pour punch into Kitten Barrel. As the scene plays, other spells come out of their rooms to watch. Eye blinks; Kitten Barrel is dumping punch onto Minotaur. Narwhal, Squid, Kitten Barrel, and Minotaur all laugh.
Minotaur	[laughs] Oh, yeah, I did do that, didn't I?
Kitten Barrel	[laughs] You did do that, didn't you?
Eye	[blinks]
Spider	[to Warnicorn] Let me get your jacket.
Warnicorn	Why, thank you, Spider.
Eye	[blinks]
	In the scene, Spider laughs as he runs around with a wreath.
Green Warnicorn	Dude is such a gentleman.
Pig	I didn't realize how hard he worked.
Marco	[in Eye] It's always best to tell the truth.
Eye	[blinks, opens]
Spider	[eyes sparkling] Wow. Thank you, Seeing Eye.
Gray Warnicorn	Aw, dude [hugs Eye] that was beautiful, man. Come on, bring it in. You're all right, bro.
	All the spells re-gather.
Spider	[teary-eyed] It's a Stump Day miracle.
Gray Warnicorn	[laughs] Sure is. Come on, guys, we got a Stump Day to celebrate.
Spider	Really?
Narwhal	Ha ha, you know it buddy!
Spider	Come on, Seeing Eye. Let's get this party started!
All	[singing] ♪ Gather friends around the Stump ♪ ♪ We'll have such fun around the Stump ♪ ♪ Drink some punch, feast a bunch ♪ ♪ Play some games and laugh too much ♪ ♪ Around the Stump! ♪
	(end song)