(theme song) | |
Episode start with a buffering screen through laptop screen | |
Star Butterfly | Guess who? [wipe off the screen as she reveal herself] It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well, first, Marco got kidnapped, and I blew up a bunch of stuff, including my wand. And I was super bummed because I thought I was never gonna get to do magic again, but then i got my new wan... (She take a hair brush as mistake as a wand then reveal her new upgrade wand afterward) My new wand! Oh, yeah and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco |
Laptop webcam face toward Marco as he finish shower | |
Marco Diaz | Hey! [Blocking and closing his webcam] |
Scene cut to StarFan13's room and leave her confuse when she press the button. | |
Marco | I don't want the computer to watch me shower. |
Star's wand just levitate itself and leave it flying and bonce around the house. | |
Marco | What's up with your wand? |
Star | I don't know. |
Marco | Oh, no, it going downstairs. |
Star | [yells in shocks] I almost died. |
Marco | My towel! |
Star | Hang on. I'll get you out. |
Marco | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I'm not decent. |
Star | Oh, okay. |
Marco | Don't open that. |
Star | Wasn't gonna. |
Marco | Uh, it's locked. |
Star | What⁈ |
Star pulls on door knob with both hands | |
Marco | Try the knob. |
Star | What do you think I am doing? |
Laser puppies enter room | |
Star | No, no, not now, sweetie. [grunts] I usually open this door with my wand. |
Marco | Well, your book ate it. |
Star | Better not be pokin' around in there. That's my secrets closet. It's private. |
Marco | Just get me outta here. |
Star | [struggles to pull door open] |
Glossaryck | What are you doing? |
Star | [screams] Uh, hey, Glossaryck. My wand's locked in the closet. |
Marco | Hey, what about me? |
Star | Oh, yeah. Marco's in there too. And my spell book. Basically all my stuff. I want my stuff. |
Glossaryck | Did you try the knob? |
Star | I tried the knob. |
Star swings at door with a large sword | |
Star | Anything? |
Glossaryck | Nope. Still locked. |
Marco | Aha! What's going on? Is this some kind of training thing or something? |
Glossaryck | Are you some kind of training thing? Are you mad? Is this wolf-babob rock bandage ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba... |
Marco | Stop, stop. Stop it! Just tell me how to get out of here. |
Glossaryck | Okay. I'll tell you what to do. Are you listening? |
Marco | [sighs] Yes, I'm listening. |
Glossaryck | To reach the chunks in the hobo stew, find her secret. That's the clue. |
Marco | So if I find her secret, the door's just gonna magically open? |
Glossaryck | Goodbye! |
Marco | Secret? [looks at a mountainous pile of secrets] Which one? Here we got |
Star stabs the door with her sword | |
Glossaryck | Why don't you try the easy way and open the door with magic? |
Star | I can't do magic. My wand's in the closet. |
Glossaryck | [gasps, pupils dilating] Do you wanna try the hard way? |
Star | [pupils dilating] Yeah! What's the hard way? |
Glossaryck | You've never heard of the hard way? |
Star | Nope. Sounds hard though. |
Glossaryck | Oh, it is. But I can teach you. |
Star | Teach me. |
Glossaryck | The lesson begins inside my eyeball. |
Camera pans to inside Glossaryck's eye. He and Star sit round a bubbling cauldron. | |
Glossaryck | Imagine the universe as this big old cauldron, and magic is the bubbly stew inside, and your wand is the spoon. And now... |
Star | [interrupting] My wand isn't a spoon. It's a wand. |
Glossaryck | It's a metaphor, Star. |
Star | No, it's a wand. |
Glossaryck | Fine. It's a wand. |
Star | [clapping] Now you're getting it. |
Glossaryck | Now the wand can only skim the surface of the hobo gravy, watery and brown. But if you want to get to the chunks, you've got to dip down. |
Glossaryck extends his hands into the stew and lifts out a pile of mush from within it. | |
Glossaryck | Get it? |
Star | [nods, then shakes her head] Uh-uh. |
Cauldron disappears in a poof. The pair is now back in Star's room. | |
Glossaryck | Okay, look. You can do magic without your wand. You just have to dip down, ya know? Dip down. Dip down! |
Star | Without my wand? |
Glossaryck | [shrugs] Your mom did it. |
Star | psh! If she can do it, I can do it. Okay, I've just gotta dip down. [picks up laser puppy and shoots door with laser] |
Glossaryck | Hot laser! |
Glossaryck lifts up his hand. A hole has been burned in it. | |
Star | I am so sorry. |
Glossaryck | Star, try dipping downer for the chunks. |
Glossaryck enters the closet through the door's key hole and opens up the spell book | |
Marco | Ow! |
Glossaryck | Ah, Marco my boy. How's it going over there? |
Marco | Oh, you know, just trying to find her "secret" in a closet full of secrets! |
Glossaryck | Yes, well, you know I do this because I love you. |
Marco | Okay, that's a little weird. |
Glossaryck | Ha ha. I'm sure it is. Now if you don't mind [gestures to wand], I've got work to do. |
Marco | Yeah. So do I [opens a treasure box] |
Strange Fish Thing | Help... me! |
Marco | [screams] |
Glossaryck | Hmm [looks at wand] |
Star sits outside the closet, looking at the door. Her laser puppy pants. | |
Star | You ever dip down before, Sajak? |
Sajak | [continues to pant] |
Star | Yeah, me neither. |
Scene jumps back to inside the closet. | |
Marco | What a mess. It's time to get organized. |
Marco places two signs on the floor, one labeled "No secrets" the other "Secrets?" He walks over to the pile of stuff and starts sifting through it. | |
Marco | No... No! |
Scene jumps back to Star. She is in her room pacing. | |
Star | Dip down, dip down, dip down, dip down. Dip down, dip down, dip down, dip down. DIP DOWN! DOWN!! [stares at fish] |
Scene jumps to outside the closet. Star takes the pufferfish with a few rocks and throws them at the closet door | |
Star | Aquarium blast! [picks up just the fish] Fish blast. [looks at fish] Are you okay? |
Scene jumps back to Glossaryck | |
Glossaryck | Hmm. |
Scene jumps back to Star, back in her room | |
Star | Dip down. [falls face first on bed, crawls under the covers] Dip down. [pulls out a box underneath the bed labeled 'Mewnian Termytes' and smiles] |
Scene jumps back to Marco. He wheels around the closet on a unicycle | |
Marco | Nope. |
Scene jumps to Star. She releases the Mewnian Termytes into the closet through the door boards. | |
Marco | [screams] They're biting me! |
Star | That didn't work. |
Marco | Stop eating my flesh. |
Scene jumps back to Glossaryck | |
Glossaryck | [looks at wand] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. |
Scene jumps back to Star in her room. | |
Star | [exhales] Ahem. Call Mom. |
Mirror | Calling Mom |
Queen Butterfly | Star? |
Star | Hi Mommy. |
Queen | What did you do? |
Star | [stammering] oh, wha, why would you, ha, that is [sighs] Okay, Marco's locked in my closet and Glossaryck wants me to dip down to get him out. |
Queen | Dip down? I didn't learn that until I was 19. |
Star | Wow! Wow. So I'm, like, advanced [chuckles] |
Queen | I suppose. |
Star | Anyway, Glossaryck didn't really give me any instructions, so... |
Queen | Ha. That sounds familiar. Well, it's not easy. If you want to dip down, you have to summon everything you have. |
Star | Everything⁈ Oh! Everything. |
Queen | Star, you do know what I mean by everything... |
Star | Yeah, totally, totally [ends call] |
Scene jumps back to Marco | |
Marco | Okay, I think that's everything. |
Scene jumps back to Star. She has loaded all the items in her room into a giant catapult aimed at the closet door. | |
Star | [grunts, ties the catapult's rope down] You want everything? Everything you shall get [holds sword ready to swing] |
Marco | Marco Diaz makin' progress. |
[crashing noise, all the piles fall on top of Marco] | |
Glossaryck peaks inside Star's wand, looking at the Millhorse on the treadmill who screams. | |
Glossaryck | Okay, that's not good. |
Scene jumps back to Star | |
Star | Well, Marco, looks like I'm just a skimmer. Skimmin' the surface of the hobo gravy. The watery hobo gravy. How are things goin' for you? |
Marco | [from inside the closet] Not so good. Actually, you thwarted my progress. |
Star | [sigh] I guess it's not that bad. I can slide sandwiches under the door. Bring you your homework. Life could be good for you. |
Marco | I don't wanna live in your secrets closet. [spell book glows]. Whoa! [holds it up, yells, drops it, grabs Glossaryck] Alright. No more riddles, little man. Tell me what I'm supposed to be looking for [pokes Glossaryck, activating a flashlight] Ow. My eyes! [a book falls in front of Marco] Oh! So this is the thing. |
Glossaryck | Bingo. |
Marco | Star, I found the thing. It's a little book. |
Star | That's good. Reading will keep the mind sharp. Like a horn. |
Marco | It's in Mewnian writing. Oh, wait, here's English. "Chapter one. Mom's a poop head." |
Star | Mom's a poop head? [gasps] Marco, no. No, no, no,no, no! |
Marco | Hang on Star. Just give me a sec. |
Star | Marco, no. That's not the thing. That's not the thing! |
Marco | Skipping forward. |
Star | Marco, put that down! |
Marco | "On my tenth birthday, I put noxie forgs in all the servants's beds." [Glossaryck's light goes out] Hey. |
Glossaryck | I'm out of juice. Dip down [dives into spell book] |
Star | [banging on closet door] Marco, it's not the thing, it's not the thing! |
Marco | [reading by light from the door] "Chapter 11, my thoughts on... Marco." |
Star | [gasps] Dip down. [she turns blue, fills with magical energy, levitating off the floor, and successfully opens the lock] |
Marco crashes to the floor, still reading. Star blinks twice. | |
Star | I did it! I dipped, I dipped, I dipped, Marco! I'm not a skimmer. I dipped! [grabs the diary from his hands and smacks him with it] |
Marco | Ow! |
Star | Sorry. But don't read my journal. |
Spell books rolls out of the closet, opens to reveal Glossaryck and Star's wand | |
Glossaryck | Well, this thing's broken, but give it a whirl. |
Star blasts a hole in the roof, and a small tower appears. | |
Star | Uh... |
Marco | I'm gonna go put on some pants. |
Star | Uh... |
Glossaryck | [coughs] I call dibs on the new tower. |
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