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(theme song)
Episode begins during a flashback. A Mewni village shakes violently from a monster attack. A young Mina Loveberry is selling rags in the village while Mewmans pass her by.
Mina Loveberry Rags for sale. Get your lightly-used rags here.
A bunch of arrows fly into Mina's rags. The ground shakes, knocking Mina off her feet.
Mina Oof!
A giant spider monster appears outside the village behind Mina.
Mina Oh, corn!
Solaria Butterfly (o.s.) Halt, vile monster!
Solaria Butterfly appears, leaping into the air with a glowing red sword, and flies toward the monster.
Solaria Prepare for JUSTICE!!! Hi-yah!
Solaria slashes at the monster with her sword. The monster screeches in pain. Mina watches Solaria with awe. Solaria lands on top of a village hut and points her sword at the monster. Baby Eclipsa is strapped to her chest.
Solaria Crawl back to the pit from whence you came! I, Queen Solaria, hereby claim this village for Mewmankind!
Baby Eclipsa Butterfly [cooing, claps her hands]
Monster Fine, I'll go! [cries, walks away] Maybe you shouldn't build your village on my nest! You ever think of that?
The villagers cheer for Solaria.
Woman That's actually pretty helpful!
Solaria Citizens! Too long you have lived under the monsters' reign of terror. I am forming a new volunteer army to remove this monster threat once and for all. Now, who among you will join me?
Baby Eclipsa [giggles]
Woman (o.s.) Uh... do we have to?
Solaria What?
Woman We're pretty used to this by now. It's fine.
Solaria It's not fine.
Man 1 Plus, shouldn't you be doing, like, queen stuff?
Man 2 Yeah, seems like a lot of work.
Man 3 Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.
The assembled villagers disperse and walk away.
Man 1 I gotta do my laundry.
Woman I have to go to the bathroom.
Solaria Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.
Baby Eclipsa [gurgles]
Solaria Another village seemingly unconcerned with rampaging monsters.
Baby Eclipsa [coos]
Solaria Oh, yes, you're so sweet. Let's go get a Snookers. You want a Snookers?
Mina Y-Your Majesty? For what it's worth, I... I thought your speech was real neat. You must be the strongest queen ever, standing up to all those monsters.
Solaria So, there is someone brave enough to step forward. Peasant girl, will you volunteer to be my first Solarian Warrior?
Mina Aw, jeez, I'd love to, but I'm just a simple rag peddler.
Solaria jumps down in front of Mina.
Mina Oh!
Solaria No. I see your conviction. Your love for your kingdom. You are exactly the kind of soldier I'm looking for.
Mina But I've never fought anyone before.
Solaria That is no matter. I do not ask for strength. I ask only that you believe in me.
Mina [eyes watering] I do believe in you.
Solaria Then swear yourself to me, and I will make you the fiercest warrior Mewni has ever known!
A cockerel crows behind Solaria. Scene cuts to present day. Mina looks toward the Monster Temple and hears her cockerel crowing in the distance.
Mina Time to fulfill my oath!
Scene cuts to Monster Temple.
Moon Butterfly Star, I know it must seem crazy that Mina's working for me. But let me explain.
Star Butterfly You... TRAITOR!!!
Star transforms to her Ultimate Magic Form and fires Cupcake Blasts, Bunny Blasts, and Narwhal Blasts in every direction. Marco, Eclipsa, and Moon shield themselves from flying cupcakes, bunnies, and narwhals.
Eclipsa [groans]
Moon transforms to her Ultimate Magic Form. Star and Moon hover over the ground.
Moon I know what this looks like, but you have to understand!
Star Understand what?!
Star fires off more assorted spells that Moon shields herself from.
Moon Mina was already planning to overthrow Eclipsa. Trust me, I stopped her from doing far worse.
Star So you start a revolution behind my back?!
Moon The one who started this was her!
Moon waves her hand toward Eclipsa and fires off a magic blast that strikes the ground near her.
Eclipsa [holding Meteora] Aah!
Moon Oh, dear! That was an accident!
Star [scoffs] "Accident". Like anyone's gonna believe that.
Moon [sighs, turns back to normal] Star, I know you trust Eclipsa. I trusted her once, too. Look where that got me.
Eclipsa I beg your pardon?
Moon You're the reason I was lost in the magic dimension. You're the reason I was separated from my family! From my daughter!
Eclipsa That was an accident, Moon. You know that. And Star can take care of herself. She's far wiser than we were at her age.
Moon I'm not going to argue about this, Eclipsa. I'm here to offer you a deal.
Star Deal? [turns back to normal] Mom, what are you doing?
Moon Surrender the crown to me. In return, I'll call off Mina and my Solarian Warriors.
Eclipsa So you're the one who created the warriors. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
Moon After that, I'll heal Globgor at the Magic Sanctuary, and you and your family will be free to live in any dimension of your choosing. Except this one.
Eclipsa And if I don't do what you're asking? What then?
Moon ...Things could get worse.
Eclipsa holds out the Royal Magic Wand to give to Moon.
Marco Diaz [gasps]
Star No!
Eclipsa It's all right, Star. I tried my best, but it appears my best... wasn't enough.
Star What?
Eclipsa gives the wand to Moon, and it transforms from a parasol to a short crystal wand. Scene cuts to New Monstertown. Solarian Warriors are stomping through the village, and villagers are running around and screaming in terror. Scene transitions to a crystal ball in the Bureaucracy of Magic, where Rhombulus, Omnitraxus Prime, and Hekapoo are having a pizza party.
Rhombulus [snake arms blowing party horns] Yeah! We're number one! We're number one! Eat this, Eclipsa! Not so fancy now, are ya? [throws confetti] Whoooo! Pizza party!
Hekapoo Who let him have soda?
Rhombulus uses one of his snake hands to messily eat pizza.
Hekapoo Hey, watch it! You're making a mess!
Rhombulus [mockingly] Huh? A mess? Oh, no! Please don't arrest me!
Right Snake Arm [laughing]
Left Snake Arm [mockingly] No, not the dungeon again!
Hekapoo Isn't this a little premature? Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet, and the last time I tried to contact Mina, she just sent back a bag of old jelly beans. I don't know what that means!
Sean [putting up a "VICTORY!" banner] Well, it's only a matter of time, isn't it? I'm just excited for things to go back to the way they were in the good ol' days.
Rhombulus The Magic High Commission is back in the game, baby!
Omnitraxus Prime We'll be back to our glorious schedule...
Hekapoo [yawns]
Omnitraxus ...of weekly meetings with the queen, and the pre-meetings, and the meetings to schedule meetings, and the post-meeting, and the bi-monthly meeting to discuss the productivity of our meetings...
Hekapoo uses her dimensional scissors to open a dimensional portal under the table. She then makes a duplicate of herself and goes through the portal, leaving the duplicate in her place.
Omnitraxus (o.s.) ...as well as checking the notes to accurately record the minutes of— What are you doing to that pizza?!
Rhombulus (o.s.) I'm eating it!
Scene cuts back to the Monster Temple. Eclipsa, Meteora, and Star enter Meteora's room.
Eclipsa Knock-knock. [gives Meteora to Star] I'll only need a minute.
Moon enters behind Star. Eclipsa approaches the bedridden Globgor.
Eclipsa Hello, darling. How are you holding up? I think I found a way to keep us all safe. We'll be giving up a lot, and... but since when has our relationship ever been easy? [laughs]
Meteora Pa-pa.
Star Oh, he's really, really not looking so good.
Moon No, he's not. But this will all be over soon.
Star [tersely] Mm-hmm. And the monsters? Are you gonna stop attacking them, too?
Moon I never told the soldiers to attack the monsters. You know how overeager Mina can get. But I would not attack innocent civilians.
Star I don't know. Doesn't seem too off-brand for you at this point.
Eclipsa I'm doing this for us, Globgor. [kisses Globgor's lips] Be back in a jiffy.
At the temple entrance, Moon pulls the wall lever to open the gates. Star, Eclipsa, Meteora, and Marco are silent nearby.
Star So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.
Eclipsa I'm sorry, Star. I know you've tried so hard to help me. But right now, what's best for Mewni is that my family leaves.
Moon Eclipsa's right, Star. As queen, it is your duty to do what is best for your people... even if they end up hating you for it.
The cockerel crows again.
Moon [gasps]
Mina appears at the temple entrance in her flying Solarian Armor.
Mina [laughs] What's up, scalawags? Looks like time's up!
Mina crushes the cockerel in her armored hand and tosses it away.
Mina Now, the fun begins.
Mina kicks open her helmet's front visor.
Mina So, you've captured the monster smoocher, did ya? Hah. Did she put up a fight? Gonna make a necklace out of all the teeth you knocked out?
Moon No, Mina. Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.
Mina Of course she's agreed to surrender. She's a coward and a traitor to her mother's legacy. Now, if you don't mind, Moon, I'm gonna need ya to scoot to the side a little.
Moon I... Wait, what?
Mina You know, just scootch a little so I don't accidentally get ya when I run her through with my sword and all.
Marco Huh?!
Star and Eclipsa What?!
Moon That won't be necessary. Eclipsa is here to officially announce her resignation. You and your troops may stand down.
Eclipsa Uh, to be perfectly honest, at this point, I'll... I'll skip the speech and be on my way.
Mina (o.s.) No one's going anywhere!
Mina flies out of her armor and gets in Moon's face.
Mina Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl?!
Moon Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina. He will be leaving Mewni along with Eclipsa and Meteora.
Mina Uggghhh! But you're letting them off too easy! What about your army, huh?! We all swore an oath to protect Mewni! To get rid of all those dirty monsters and make life good again for the real Mewmans!
Maude Maizley You tell 'em, sister!
Moon This was never about hurting monsters, Mina. Now, for the last time, stand down! I gave you all your powers, and I can take them away.
Mina Oh, I'll stand down, all right! Right after we round up all the monsters and shove 'em all off the cliff! They're all gonna be like, "Oh! Oh, no! My bod!" [laughs] "Oh, my poor monster bod!"
Star I used to look up to this person.
Moon That's it, Mina.
Moon raises the Royal Magic Wand, and it glows bright blue.
Moon Return the power paid in blood, your essence now restored. Revoke the strength that comes in floods, and rest forevermore!
A wave of magic releases outward from the magic wand and washes over the Solarian Warriors. Nothing happens.
Warrior 1 [laughs] That tickled.
Moon I don't understand.
Mina [laughs]
Moon [gasps]
Mina Did you really think that would work? You may have created the warriors, but we pledged our loyalty to Queen Solaria.
Mina puts her fist on her chest, and the other Solarian Warriors do the same.
Moon What...?!
Mina Now then, my warriors! Rise and assemble!
The Solarian Warriors draw their energy swords.
Mina Arrest every monster and monster smoocher you can find, but save Globgor for me!
Moon No! This wasn't supposed to happen!
Star What did you expect, Mom?! You teamed up with Mina!
Moon We have to go! Now!
Star, Marco, Moon, and Eclipsa try to run away, but they are cut off by the Solarian Warriors' swords.
Star, Marco, Moon, and Eclipsa [scream]
Mina You mooks are also under arrest! Why? For obstructing mama's business!
Moon Mina, this is madness!
Mina No, Moon. This... is... JUSTICE!!!
Mina flies toward Star, Marco, Moon, and Eclipsa in the same way Solaria flew toward the monster in the flashback at the beginning of the episode.
Star, Marco, Moon, and Eclipsa [screaming]
A dimensional portal opens underneath Star, Marco, Moon, Eclipsa, and Meteora, and they fall through.
Mina Huh?!
Mina flies face-first into a Solarian Sword.
Mina Oof!
Mina falls to the ground, and the dimensional portal behind her closes.
Mina Gah! Uggghhh! Not fair!
Mina blows the entrance off the Monster Temple.
Mina Idiots! Find Eclipsa!
Mina bursts into Meteora's room. It is empty except for a bearskin rug on the floor.
Mina Next room!
River Butterfly gets up, disguised as the bearskin rug. He reveals Eddie hiding in the potted plant.
Eddie Hello.
River Butterfly Move!
Eddie Whoops-a-diddle!
Eddie moves the potted plant's leaves aside to reveal a lever on the wall. River pulls the lever, and the fireplace rotates around, revealing Globgor.
Globgor [groans, falls to floor]
River Globgor! You poor man. Here, take my beard meat.
Eddie Hey, now! This guy's a vegetarian, remember?
River You expect me to give him a salad when you've been sitting in it all day?!
Scene cuts to a swampy, rainy forest. Star, Marco, Moon, Eclipsa, and Meteora fall through a dimensional portal.
Star, Marco, Moon, and Eclipsa [scream, grunt, groan]
Star [sighs]
Marco [groans] What happened?
Hekapoo (o.s.) I saved your butts.
Star and Marco see Hekapoo standing in the rain with her arms crossed.
Hekapoo So... you're welcome.
ved Star vs. the Forces of Evil Episode Transcripts
Season 1
Star Comes to EarthParty With a PonyMatch MakerSchool SpiritMonster ArmThe Other Exchange StudentCheer Up, StarQuest BuyDiaz Family VacationBrittney's PartyMewbertyPixtopiaLobster ClawsSleep SpellsBlood Moon BallFortune CookiesFreeze DayRoyal PainSt. Olga's Reform School for Wayward PrincessesMewnipendance DayThe Banagic IncidentInterdimensional Field TripMarco Grows a BeardStorm the Castle
Season 2
My New Wand!Ludo in the WildMr. Candle CaresRed BeltStar on WheelsFetchStar vs. Echo CreekWand to WandStarstruckCamping TripStarsittingOn the JobGoblin DogsBy the BookGame of FlagsGirls' Day OutSleepoverGift of the CardFriendenemiesIs MysteryHungry LarrySpider With a Top HatInto the WandPizza ThingPage TurnerNaysayaBon Bon the Birthday ClownRaid the CaveTrickstarBabyRunning with ScissorsMathmagicThe Bounce LoungeCrystal ClearThe Hard WayHeinousAll Belts are OffCollateral DamageJust FriendsFace the MusicStarcrushed
Season 3
Return to MewniMoon the UndauntedBook Be GoneMarco and the KingPuddle DefenderKing LudoToffeeScent of a HoodieRest in PuddingClub SnubbedStranger DangerDemoncismSophomore SlumpLint CatcherTrial by SquirePrincess TurdinaStarfariSweet DreamsLava Lake BeachDeath PeckPonymoniumNight LifeDeep DiveMonster BashStump DayHoliday SpellcialThe Bogbeast of BoggabahTotal Eclipsa the MoonButterfly TrapLudo, Where Art Thou?Is Another MysteryMarco Jr.Skooled!Booth BuddiesBam Ui Pati!Tough LoveDivideConquer
Season 4
Butterfly FolliesEscape from the Pie FolkMoon RemembersSwim SuitRansomgramLake House FeverYada Yada BerriesDown by the RiverThe Ponyhead Show!Surviving the SpiderbitesOut of BusinessKelly's WorldCurse of the Blood MoonPrincess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic BellGhost of Butterfly CastleCornball!Meteora's LessonThe Knight ShiftQueen-NappedJunkin' JannaA Spell with No NameA Boy and His DC-700XEThe Monster and the QueenCornonationDoop-DoopBritta's TacosBeach DayGone Baby GoneSad Teen HotlineJannanigansMama StarReady, Aim, FireThe Right WayHere to HelpPizza PartyThe Tavern at the End of the MultiverseCleaved
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