Episode begins at the Diaz Household. Orange slide tubes coil in and out of the house exterior. Marco walks through the second-floor hallway.
Marco Diaz [yawning]
Star Butterfly (o.s.) Morning, Marco!
Marco Hey. [yelping and screaming]
Marco steps in a pool of water and slides into the slide. His panicked screaming turns into excited laughing. He eventually splashes into a pool in the living room.
Marco Oh, that was awesome!
Seven laser puppies occupy the pool with Marco. Star runs in from off-screen wearing a green bathing suit.
Star I know, right? Stairs are so boring.
Marco Heh-heh. I hope my parents don't flip when they see this.
Mr. Diaz I'm flipping!
Mr. Diaz flips into the pool from off-screen.
Laser puppies [yipping]
Marco Dad!
Mr. Diaz Relax, son. This is like the perfect getaway without actually getting away! [laughs]
A dolphin appears under Mr. Diaz and carries him away.
Dolphin [chattering]
Mr. Diaz [laughing] Oh, boy!
Star [laughing] I love living here! If my parents found out I've been using magic for stuff like this...
Marco About that... This was cool, but next time, maybe a little heads-up? Okay? Wet socks are a form of torture in some countries.
The doorbell rings.
Star I'll get it!
Star answers the door. On the other side of the door, King Butterfly rides on the shoulders of one of his royal manservants.
Manservant [blows horn]
Star Oh, hey, Dad. ...Dad?!
King Butterfly Hello—
Star slams the door before King Butterfly and his manservant can enter.
Star Oh, no! I need to hide everything!
Camera zooms out to show the entire living room. The water slide is in the shape of a giant octopus. Marco stands next to the pool while Mr. Diaz swims in the pool. A mermaid sits on the left upper ledge. A submarine surfaces from beneath the pool. Cut to house exterior with King Butterfly. Magical lights and sounds come from inside. Star opens the door again wearing her regular green blouse. The living room is back to normal.
Star What a pleasant surprise! [laughs nervously] What brings you here unexpectedly?
King Butterfly Well, I was in the neighborhood and... Agh. Who am I kidding? You mother, has banished me from the castle.
Star What did you do?
King Butterfly Nothing! I just left a garment or two laying around.
King Butterfly enters the house. His manservant follows while dragging in his heavy luggage.
King Butterfly I thought perhaps, I could stay here for a day while this blows over.
Mr. Diaz hugs King Butterfly from behind.
Mr. Diaz Of course you can stay here. You are familia. You can watch the kids while me and the wifey actually get away. ¡Hasta mañana!
King Butterfly Ah, good show!
A laser puppy appears in King Butterfly's beard.
Laser puppy [yipping]
King Butterfly Huh? Oh, hello—
The laser puppy shoots King Butterfly's eyes with lasers.
King Butterfly [screams]
King Butterfly's beard bursts into flames and smolders.
King Butterfly Star, if you mother was here and knew you were using your wand inappropriately, she would send you straight to St. Olga's. ...But I'm not your mother! I rather enjoy destructive magical puppies.
Star This visit is actually gonna be fun then!
Star and King Father-Daughter Day!
Star grabs King Butterfly by the mustache and drags him around the house.
Star Tour time!
King Butterfly [laughing]
Marco Hey, guys, hold up. I'm gonna go change my socks. Ugh, it's like I'm walking in pudding.
Star opens the door to her bedroom.
Star Check out my room.
King Butterfly Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Various magical creatures occupy the room, including living clouds, monkeys, a goblin, a flying snail, a six-legged poodle eating a bag of chips, a bearded gnome, a beanbag monster, a clown, a teddy bear with an eyepatch, and Flying Pig. In a small ring, Flying Pig and the eyepatched teddy bear have a pillow fight.
Creature Get him!
Kevin Get him!
Creature Get him!
Kevin Gut him like a fish!
Gnome I got twenty bucks on Teddy!
All creatures Hi, Star!
Kevin I'm Kevin. I'm new!
King Butterfly Magnificent!
Star If you like this, let me show you the most magical room in the whole house.
Star drags King Butterfly toward the bathroom by his beard.
Star The bathroom!
King Butterfly [gasps, excited grunting, approaches the toilet] What a glorious throne! [sits on toilet] Why does it have a hole?
Star Um, humans put things in there and flush 'em down.
King Butterfly Flush? What's a flush?
King Butterfly turns the lever on the toilet, and it flushes. He watches in awe as the water swirls down in the bowl.
King Butterfly My word! Where does the water go?
Star Nobody knows. It's one of Earth's greatest mysteries.
King Butterfly [grabs toilet paper] Does this go in it?
Star All the time.
King Butterfly flushes the toilet paper.
King Butterfly [deep gasp, huffing and puffing]
King Butterfly races to the other side of the bathroom and returns with a toothbrush.
King Butterfly This?
Star I don't see why not.
King Butterfly flushes the toothbrush off-screen while Star watches with a wide smile.
King Butterfly [holding a toilet brush] This?
Star Go for it...!
Cut to Marco's bedroom. A laser puppy chews on one of his socks.
King Butterfly (o.s.) This?
Star (o.s.) Sure!
King Butterfly (o.s.) This?
Star (o.s.) Yup!
King Butterfly (o.s.) This?
Star (o.s.) Go ahead!
Marco What are they doing in there?
Cut back to the bathroom. The toilet starts to overflow with water from all the stuff King Butterfly is trying to flush, such as Flying Pig.
King Butterfly [laughing, holding a bowling ball] This?!
Star Do it!
Off-screen, King Butterfly flushes the bowling ball. Marco approaches the bathroom door. The laser puppy still chews on his sock.
Laser puppy [growling]
Marco picks up the laser puppy as Star and King Butterfly race out of the bathroom. The toilet has a multitude of items shoved into it.
Star Hey, Marco!
King Butterfly Love the bathroom!
Marco Thanks. What's next on the itinerary for the d—
The overflowing toilet water reaches Marco's feet.
Marco [wailing]
Cut to Star and King Butterfly on a miniature golf course.
Star Marco taught me how to play this. You are absolutely gonna love it.
King Butterfly Ohhh...
Star The goal is to knock this tiny moon into that hole.
King Butterfly Ha-ha! What fun!
King Butterfly holds his golf club by the shaft instead of the grip.
Star Uh, you're holding your club upside-down.
King Butterfly This is a club? There's one thing we got better on Mewni.
King Butterfly takes out a large club with the bludgeoning end shaped like a ram's head.
King Butterfly Tally-ho!
King Butterfly hits his golf ball, and it flies into a metal frog statue, knocking it over.
King Butterfly Ha-ha! How's that for getting it into the hole? [laughing] What's that?
King Butterfly points to a golf hole shaped like a miniature castle.
Star That's the Candy Castle. The next hole.
King Butterfly Lord Salivary of the Weebler elf clan, you sly dog! [roars]
Star What?
King Butterfly smashes the castle with his club. Other golf course patrons watch in horror.
Girl Mommy, why is Santa doing that?
Star Dad!
King Butterfly [picks up a tiki torch] I'll teach you to give my wife the googly eye!
Star Dad, stop it!
King Butterfly hurls the torch into the demolished castle, setting it on fire. The entire golf course soon goes up in flames.
Civilians [screaming]
Star and King Butterfly run away from the burning golf course.
King Butterfly Ha-ha! The ball's in your court, Salivary!
Camera pans up to the moon. Scene transitions to nighttime. Star lies in her bed holding a pair of King Butterfly's underwear.
Star [moaning, sniffing]
Star opens her eyes and sees the underwear.
Star [screaming, falls out of bed] Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!
King Butterfly's clothes are littered all over Star's bedroom. One of his shirts falls onto the floor with a splat.
Star Ewww... What was that?
Star uses her wand to illuminate the room. Magical creatures are running in fear from a giant mound of dirty clothes. Star enters the mound of clothes and finds King Butterfly and Kevin roughhousing while other magical creatures watch.
Star Dad, what are you doing?
King Butterfly [laughing] Hello, darling!
Star It's the middle of the night.
King Butterfly Ah, the perfect time for a tussle. Isn't that right, clowney?
Kevin The name is Kevin, old man!
King Butterfly tosses Kevin into the wall, and he falls to the floor with a squeak.
King Butterfly Give it up, clown!
Kevin Bring the pain!
The two grapple, and King Butterfly catches Kevin in an arm lock. Kevin cries in pain.
King Butterfly I can do this all night! [laughing]
Kevin [pained groaning] Chicky-wink.
Close-up on Star's exhausted face. Scene transitions to morning. At the breakfast table, Marco eats cereal, and Star empties an entire bottle of maple syrup on her pancakes.
Marco Good morning, Star.
Star Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...
Marco It was ridiculously loud last night.
Star It wasn't me, Oskar. It was my dad. He's insane! He just thinks he can come down to Earth and do whatever he wants! He is so inconsiderate!
Marco Huh. I can weirdly relate.
Star What do you mean?
Marco Doesn't that sound familiar?
Star Yeah... He does this to my mom!
Marco Never mind.
Star Well, I'm just glad he's leaving today. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Outside, King Butterfly swings on Christmas lights like a tree vine. He swings into the nearby window.
Star [squeals]
King Butterfly Hello, Star.
King Butterfly opens the window and enters the house.
Star Dad, what are you doing?
King Butterfly I'm hanging lights for the party.
Star What party?
King Butterfly Oh, jeez! I forgot to tell you. I'm having such a great time here, I've decided to stay! Isn't that great?
Star Greeeeeat.
King Butterfly Oh, and in celebration of moving here, I've invited some friends to check out my new digs.
The doorbell rings.
King Butterfly They're here!
The house suddenly fills with various creatures from other dimensions. A man in a toga and a blue squirrel in a crown hold a frog-like creature upside-down like he eats a cake.
Man and squirrel Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!
A creature with a long beard draws on another creature's face with green marker as a cloud creature laughs.
Bearded creature Don't wake him up, man!
Cut back to King Butterfly, who talks with King Pony Head.
King Butterfly We'll see if Salivary recovers from this one.
King Butterfly and King Pony Head [laughing]
Star Dad, I really need to talk to you right now.
Helios (o.s.) Hey, guys!
Helios floats outside the front door, too big to squeeze through the door opening.
Helios Well, here I am! Yeah! Now the party can start. [laughing] Ooh, tight squeeze.
Helios breaks through the door opening to enter the house.
Helios My bad.
King Butterfly Oh, no! Who invited Helios?! That guy is the worst!
King Pony Head Gross! Now he got his ear pierced?
King Butterfly There he goes, eating all the appetizers.
Helios inhales the appetizers on a snack table.
King Butterfly He ruins every party and is completely oblivious about it!
Star Funny. I can weirdly relate.
King Butterfly Look, people are already going into orbit around him!
Dozens of party guests float uncontrollably around Helios. A short elf creature is drawn toward him.
Elf creature No, no, no! Please, somebody! His gravitational pull is—!
The elf creature is pulled inside Helios.
Star So why don't you just kick him out? Along with everyone else?
King Butterfly No way. I'm not talking to that tool.
Star Ugh!
Two small bunny creatures play with water balloons.
Marco Uh, hey, guys. Are those water balloo—
The water balloons splash near Marco's feet.
Marco Whoa!
A fish-like creature with an elephant-like trunk walks by with a punch bowl, spilling it everywhere.
Fish creature Punch. Punch. Punch.
Marco No, no, no, no, no. Whoa!
Marco runs toward the camera, stepping his feet into a creature made of water.
Water creature Your feet are so soft.
Marco Aaaah! No!
Helios Whoo! Everybody, dancing really sure works up my appe— Ooh, dessert!
Helios inhales various sweets from another snack table.
Star Excuse me, I think you've overstayed your welcome and you gotta go.
Helios [gulp] Well, you want to know something? I may be filled with hydrogen, but you're filled with "annoy-ogen"! You just got burned by the sun! [laughing]
As Helios talks, Star briefly gets caught in his gravitational pull.
Star Whoa!
Marco paces around in a puddle of water. Star walks up to him.
Marco I don't ask for much. Just a pair of dry socks, that's all. It's like I'm mushing bananas between my toes.
Star Marco, I am so sorry that every time I tried to have some fun, I ended up soaking your socks.
Marco Look, I love all the fun things you want to do. Just a little heads-up would be nice. There's really nothing worse than wet socks.
Star Oh. Yeah. ...Oh, yeah! Nothing worse than wet socks!
Helios [laughing] I'm still hungry, but there's no more food. [growing in size] I guess I'll just have to eat the whole planet!
Party guests [gasp]
Star appears over the party on a pink cloud.
Star It's time to purge this party!
Star uses her magic to turn the house into a giant water slide again, flooding the living room with water and soaking every party guest's socks.
Party guests [groaning]
Four-legged creature Hey, two pairs of wet socks!
Turban-wearing goblin I'm outta here. [leaves through dimensional portal]
One by one, the party guests all leave through dimensional portals.
King Pony Head Because I'm ridiculously apathetic to the suffering of others, I'm leaving too. [leaves through dimensional portal]
King Butterfly Gentlemen, gentlemen! [looks at the living room mess] Wow... I really made a mess of things.
King Butterfly picks up Helios, who has been reduced to a small golf ball-sized sphere.
Helios [high-pitched] There's no way I'm poopin' out on this party. [sneezes]
Star and Marco are on the couch. Marco wrings the water out of his socks. King Butterfly walks up to them.
King Butterfly Um, sweetheart, I perhaps got a little carried away. [sits on couch] And I may have been a little inconsiderate. I guess that's why your mother threw me out in the first place. I'm sorry, you guys.
Star And you'll patch things up with Mom?
King Butterfly Definitely.
Star and King Hugs!
Marco What are you gonna do with Helios?
Helios Ooh, after party! Where we gonna go?
King Butterfly I have no idea, but I'll give you a ride!
King Butterfly takes out his ram's-head club.
King Butterfly Ha-ha! Tally-ho!
King Butterfly strikes Helios like a golf ball, and he goes flying through a dimensional portal.
Helios [screaming]
King Butterfly Hole in one! [laughing] I'll send my top serfs here to make everything better than new. Farewell.
King Butterfly opens a dimensional portal to Mewni and jumps through it.
Star Bye, Dad!
Marco Bye!
Star Whew. From now on, I'll always give you a heads-up.
Marco Thanks. But a surprise is good every once in a while. Wouldn't you agree?
Marco shoves Star into the water.
Star Aah!
Marco jumps into the water with her. They resurface on the backs of dolphins and play with the water creature.
Star and Marco [laughing]
ved Star vs. the Forces of Evil Episode Transcripts
Season 1
Star Comes to EarthParty With a PonyMatch MakerSchool SpiritMonster ArmThe Other Exchange StudentCheer Up, StarQuest BuyDiaz Family VacationBrittney's PartyMewbertyPixtopiaLobster ClawsSleep SpellsBlood Moon BallFortune CookiesFreeze DayRoyal PainSt. Olga's Reform School for Wayward PrincessesMewnipendance DayThe Banagic IncidentInterdimensional Field TripMarco Grows a BeardStorm the Castle
Season 2
My New Wand!Ludo in the WildMr. Candle CaresRed BeltStar on WheelsFetchStar vs. Echo CreekWand to WandStarstruckCamping TripStarsittingOn the JobGoblin DogsBy the BookGame of FlagsGirls' Day OutSleepoverGift of the CardFriendenemiesIs MysteryHungry LarrySpider With a Top HatInto the WandPizza ThingPage TurnerNaysayaBon Bon the Birthday ClownRaid the CaveTrickstarBabyRunning with ScissorsMathmagicThe Bounce LoungeCrystal ClearThe Hard WayHeinousAll Belts are OffCollateral DamageJust FriendsFace the MusicStarcrushed
Season 3
Return to MewniMoon the UndauntedBook Be GoneMarco and the KingPuddle DefenderKing LudoToffeeScent of a HoodieRest in PuddingClub SnubbedStranger DangerDemoncismSophomore SlumpLint CatcherTrial by SquirePrincess TurdinaStarfariSweet DreamsLava Lake BeachDeath PeckPonymoniumNight LifeDeep DiveMonster BashStump DayHoliday SpellcialThe Bogbeast of BoggabahTotal Eclipsa the MoonButterfly TrapLudo, Where Art Thou?Is Another MysteryMarco Jr.Skooled!Booth BuddiesBam Ui Pati!Tough LoveDivideConquer
Season 4
Butterfly FolliesEscape from the Pie FolkMoon RemembersSwim SuitRansomgramLake House FeverYada Yada BerriesDown by the RiverThe Ponyhead Show!Surviving the SpiderbitesOut of BusinessKelly's WorldCurse of the Blood MoonPrincess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic BellGhost of Butterfly CastleCornball!Meteora's LessonThe Knight ShiftQueen-NappedJunkin' JannaA Spell with No NameA Boy and His DC-700XEThe Monster and the QueenCornonationDoop-DoopBritta's TacosBeach DayGone Baby GoneSad Teen HotlineJannanigansMama StarReady, Aim, FireThe Right WayHere to HelpPizza PartyThe Tavern at the End of the MultiverseCleaved
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