Sleepover/Transcript

	(theme song)
	Scene opens with Janna painting a rainbow on Star's cheek hearts. She and others are in the bathroom, giving each other makeovers.
Janna Ordonia	There. What do you think?
Star Butterfly	I love it!
StarFan13	Me next, me next, me next! [knocks over Star] And make me look exactly like Star. [grabs Janna] And I mean exactly.
Star	Fun sleepover, huh, guys?
StarFan13	Best sleepover ever!!
Star	And it's about to get a lot better.
	Star's wand, functioning as a timer, rings. The scene changes to the kitchen
Star	I never made brownies before. I used real magic sprinkles.
All	Mmm! [some make a face]
Jackie Lynn Thomas	So good, right?
Pony Head	Yes.
	StarFan13 eats as many as possible.
StarFan13	Yes! [with mouth full of brownies] Oh, so good.
	The crowd hears some jazzy piano music playing. They find Marco in the living room with a keyboard, fake playing.
Marco Diaz	Oh, hey girls. I was just practicing piano. It's jazz.
Star	Hi Marco.
Jackie	Ooh! I didn't know you played, Marco. Yeah!
	Marco lowers his sun glasses, and the two stare into each other's eyes briefly.
Marco	Oh hey, Jackie. Didn't see you there.
	Marco begins moonwalking across the living room, but trips on a change in elevation between rooms.
Marco	[falling] Whoa!
Star	Are you okay? Why don't you come and try one of my brownies?
Marco	Brownies? [to Jackie] These days, I'm sticking with the protein shakes. It's what keeps these bad boys happy [flexes biceps]
Pony Head	Oh oh, uh-huh. You got it bad.
Marco	Bad? No [laughs nervously]
Pony Head	It's game time, Marco. [laughs] And since you're so good at playing the field, I got a game that would be perfect for you.
	Scene changes. They are all looking at a blue-green cube.
All	Wow!
Marco	It's a box.
Pony Head	It's called Truth or Punishments. It's all about telling your friends your deepest, darkest secrets.
Marco	And I'm out. [runs away]
Star	Give me one second. Marco!
	Marco keeps running away.
Star	Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco. [blasts him with wand] Why don't you wanna play?
Marco	I just think maybe some things are better kept secrets.
Star	What are you talking about?
Janna	Oh Marco, come play with us. [giggles]
Jackie	Yeah Marco. Come share secrets.
Marco	[laughs nervously]
Star	He's coming.
Marco	I hate you.
Pony Head	Okay, it's supposed to ask three questions, each one harder than the last, and all we do is answer them. So...
	Pony head claps her ears together, and the lights go out. The cube starts glowing when Pony Head sticks her tongue on it.
Cube	Deceit and fables, lies and fiction, even with complete conviction. If truth is absent from these events, all will face the punishments.
StarFan13	What does that mean?
Janna	It means if you lie to him, something bad'll happen.
	The cube expands to reveal a mouth.
Cube	Pledge an oath of truth. Pinky swear to me.
Star	Okay.
	Star puts her pinkie in the cube's mouth.
Star	I promise to tell the truth.
	Her friends take turns doing likewise
Janna	The truth.
StarFan13	The truth.
Pony Head	[using her tongue instead] The truth.
Jackie	The truth.
Marco	The truth.
Cube	It's time for Truth or Punishments.
Star	Oh-ho! Pony, this is already awesome.
Cube	The first question:
	Everyone looks tense as the cube spins for a question.
Cube	What is... your... favorite color?
Star	Uh, Pony?
Pony	Oh, girl, maybe the first one is just very easy. The next one's probably something interesting, like, have you ever killed a man. Mm, actually, that's still easy.
Marco	Pony Head, favorite color?
Pony Head	Pony Head color. Done.
Marco	What?
Star	It's a very popular color on Mewni.
StarFan13	Uh, Star, what's your favorite color?
Star	Uh, I have to go with yellow.
StarFan13	[gasps] Me too.
Star	No way!
Both	[giggle]
Marco	Jackie?
Jackie	Neon green. How about you?
Marco	Well, I like red.
Janna	Blood red?
Marco	Uh... no. Just like, hoodie red.
Janna	Well, I like black.
Marco	I can see that.
Jackie	Oh, black is my second favorite.
Marco	Black is pretty cool.
	The room is suddenly filled with red light.
Cube	Someone is lying.
	The cube sends out a blast of red lightning which tickles everyone in the room. They all start uncontrollably laughing.
Star	[still laughing] Whoever lied, speak up.
Janna	Okay. I love pink. It's my favorite.
	The room is filled with green light.
Cube	Truth.
All	Pink⁈
Janna	I just hate contributing to gender stereotypes.
Cube	Janna likes pink and fights the patriarchy.
	The cube levitates into the air, and removes all the light from the room. It segregates Star's room from the rest of the house by sealing it inside a large cube with sides that look like circuit boards.
Star	That was awesome!
Marco	[walking around the new space] Yeah. It's like we're inside the game.
Cube	Second question. What did you... really... think of... Star's brownies?
Star	Pshh. Easy. Everybody loved my brownies.
Pony Head	Okay yes, they were every um, watchamacallit, very good, right guys?
Janna	Yeah they were great.
Jackie	Yep. Good brownies Star, ha ha.
Marco	Actually, I didn't have a brownie, so I guess I missed out.
Jackie	Oh, that's too bad Marco, because they were...
	Jackie's face starts inflating like a balloon.
Jackie	...really good.
Marco	Jackie?
Janna	Yeah. Delicious.
	Janna's face also inflates. The others follow suit.
Marco	What⁈
Star + StarFan13	What's happening to us?
Pony Head	[whinnies]
Cube	Someone is lying. And this is what lies look like on the inside.
All	[scream]
Star	Wait. Who didn't like my brownies?
Jackie	I just... ha ha... uh...
Marco	No. I told you, I didn't even have a brownie. Somebody tell the truth. Quick.
Janna	Okay. Fine. Sorry Star, I lied. Those were, like, the worst brownies ever.
Star	Huh?
StarFan13	Poor Star.
Jackie	Okay, I lied too. Those brownies tasted like dirt.
Pony Head	Okay, if I had a stomach, I would be very sick inside of the stomach, okay?
StarFan13	Well, I loved her brownies.
	Everyone immediately inflates some more, becoming even more grotesque.
StarFan13	Okay okay, I lied. The brownies were horrible.
Cube	Truth.
	Everything turns back to normal
Star	Okay, I don't wanna play this game anymore.
Pony Head	Yeah. I'm sorry I brought this stupid game now. Come on, let's go to the Bounce Lounge.
All	Yeah / Good idea / Let's get outta here.
	As they try to exit, the exit door pushes all of them back into the room.
Cube	Nobody leaves until you answer the final question. Who do you... have a... crush on?
Marco	Okay, let's do something else.
Jackie	Okay guys, we can do this. Let's just answer and end this. [they all hold hands] Go ahead, game. We're ready.
Cube	[to Jackie] Who do you have a crush on?
Jackie	Okay, this really cute guy from skate camp last summer. He's really nice.
All	Aww!
Jackie	See? That was easy. Okay, now you go Marco.
Marco	No, thanks. I, uh, I'm good. It's Star's turn, I'm sure.
Cube	I say who goes next, and I say Star goes next.
Star	Oskar Greason. Everybody knows that.
StarFan13	Good choice.
Cube	StarFan13, your crush?
StarFan13	[grabbing Star] Star Butterfly of course.
Cube	Pony Head?
Pony Head	Well, if we're really being honest here, and we're gonna be vulnerable, I guess I just have to admit it and say, it's me. I love myself.
All	[mutters]
Star	Go Pony.
Janna	Well, I think we all know who I have a crush on. Don't we, Marco?
Marco	Uh...
Janna	Eighteenth-century poet John Keats.
Marco	Heh heh.
Cube	Okay Marco Diaz. Your crush.
Star	Oh Marco, you don't have to...
Marco	No. It's... it's fine. Ugh. Okay. My crush... my crush is on Jackie. Jackie Lynn Thomas.
Jackie	What?
	The room is filled with red light
Cube	Somebody lied big time!
	The cube starts emitting lightning
Star	[screaming] Who lied⁈ Janna, was it you again?
Janna	No. It is John Keats.
Jackie	Mine is the cute guy from skate camp.
StarFan13	Ha ha. I love Star [hugs Star].
Star	And I love Oskar Greason.
Pony Head	Marco!
Marco	I told you, I have a crush on Jackie. At least I think I do. But what does that really mean? I've put her on this sort of pedestal. So do I like the image of her or who she really is? I mean, I like her enough to know that she deserves someone who wants to get to know her, which is definitely me.
Jackie	[smiles]
Cube	Wow! I always get to the truth, but that... kudos, really. But you weren't the one who lied!!
	The cube turns into a monster, laughs evilly, and prepares to attack.
Star	Don't worry guys. I got this.
	Star blasts the monster, but it does nothing. The floor raises Star higher up, and she screams.
Marco	Star!
Pony Head	[flying upwards] Hold the seat.
	The others are also moved closer to the ceiling by the floor.
Janna + Jackie	Marco! Jump!
	The room continues to shift. Everyone holds on to Pony Head, as she struggles to hold them all above the chaos. A platform moves, and they all crash down in a pile. The monster laughs and goes in for the kill.
Star	Stop it! What did we do to deserve this?
Monster's face	Lies are a plague
Monster's other face	A virus
Monster's face	A weed.
Monster's other face	And to stop a weed...
Monster's face	You must kill the roots.
Star	But it's not really lying.
Both faces	Huh?
Star	Sometimes, you don't know what you think. Your head and your heart disagree. You think you know how you feel about something, but then it changes. Pony, ask me my favorite color.
Pony Head	You already said it. It's yellow.
Star	Ask me again.
Pony Head	What's your favorite color?
Star	Right now? Blue.
	The room turns green, indicating Star speaks the truth.
Cube	Wait! Stop it! You can't change your mind?
Star	Jackie, who do you have a crush on?
Jackie	Uh... I don't... I don't know anymore.
Cube	No! [screams]
Star	You think that everything is black and white, and you can't.
Cube	Stop!
Star	It's a bunch of different colors, a rainbow of feelings that's always changing.
	The monster spins violently, turning back into its original cube form, but now it's black and damaged. Scene briefly changes to a trash can. The cube is now in it. Then it jumps back to the Diaz's house.
Star	Thanks for coming to my sleepover.
	Some of the girls groan.
Jackie	Thanks, Star. Crazy night, huh?
Marco	Yeah. Crazy.
Jackie	See ya at school, Marco.
Star	Bye, ladies. [looks at Marco] Uh, hey. What say we get our Sunday morning breakfast burritos?
Marco	Nah. Not today, Star. I'm gonna go catch up on some Z's. [muttering to self] My room's that way. [giggles]
Star	Marco?
	Scene changes to outside the house. The trash is being taken away by the garbage man.
Star	Marco Diaz!
Cube	Truth. Star Butterfly has a crush on...
	The garbage truck's doors come down, and the cube is crushed.