(theme song) | |
Scene opens with Marco riding Star around on his bicycle, though he strains to do so. | |
Star Butterfly | Faster Marco, faster. |
Marco Diaz | [grunts as they climb a hill] |
Star | Stairs!! [voice fluctuates as both bounce down them] Woowee! |
Marco | That's it. |
Star | Huh? |
Marco | If you love bike riding so much, you should learn to ride one yourself. |
Star | You can do that? Teach me, teach me, teach me! |
Briefly later | |
Star | [whimpers] You're not gonna let me fall, are you, Marco? |
Marco | Nope. I got you by the seat. |
Star | You won't let go? |
Marco | I won't let go. |
Star | Promise? |
Marco | Yes, I promise Star. |
Star | Okay. Vroom! |
Marco | [grabs Star] Okay, hold on. First, this bike is not a toy. It's my baby. My honey. Custom tuned alloy spokes, sweet ergonomic grips, custom forged titanium fork [kisses bike]. |
Star | Okay, but where are the giant invisible goats? |
Marco | Invisible goats? |
Star | Come on, you know. To pull you! Everything ow Mewni is pulled by invisible goats. |
Marco | What? Uh, there are no giant invisible goats. On Earth, we use pedals. |
Star | Oh, cute! On Mewni, only flowers have petals. |
Marco | Okay, the first step of biking is to coast. |
Star | Okay, you've got the seat. |
Marco | I've got the seat. |
Star | Huh? Oh! Hey, I got this. Yes! Okay, Marco, you can let go of the seat now. I think I'm ready to do it on my own. |
Marco | Oh, I already let go of the seat. |
Star | What? |
Marco | Yep, you've been riding all by yourself. |
Star | Marco! You said you'd hold onto the seat. You lied to me! |
Marco | Ah, come on. I did it to give you confidence, and look at you. You're awesome, and I taught you everything you know. |
Star | Except how to stop [begins rolling down a steep hill] |
Marco | What?! [shouting] Use the brakes. |
Star | You never taught me... [screaming] how!!! |
Marco runs home as fast as he can and enters Star's room. | |
Marco | Call Star. |
Mirror | Calling Star. |
Star | [continuous screaming] Hi Marco [spits out bugs hitting her face] |
Marco | You have to use the brakes. Just put your feet on the pedals and push back. |
Star | That doesn't even make sense. It's spinning the other way. This princess says no thank you. |
Marco | Fine. Do you have your wand? |
Star | Oh, dip. It's in my backpack. |
Marco grabs the bag and runs outside, discovering Oskar playing keytar in his car. | |
Marco | Uh... Oskar? What are you doing in my driveway? |
Oskar Greason | Hmm, I thought this was my studio. JK. Everywhere's my studio. |
Marco | [throws his backpack inside] Whatever. Just drive. That way. |
Oskar | Seatbelt. |
Marco | [looks for belt] Uh, why is your car filled with garbage? |
Oskar | Yeah, it's sort of a live/work space. [reaches into bag and pulls out a marmot] Oh hey, it's Gene. Oh double hey, it's my keys. |
Marco | Go! |
Scene jumps to Star. She spies a mother holding her baby crossing the street. | |
Star | Stop! [looks at traffic light] Don't walk. It says don't walk! Aah! [crashes through a painting] Sorry. |
Oskar's honks his horn as they recklessly catch up. | |
Marco | Oskar, Oskar, Oskar, Oskar! |
Oskar's Math textbook flies on top of the dashboard. It opens up to reveal Glossaryck. | |
Oskar | Cool. Little book dude. |
Marco | Glossaryck. |
Glossaryck | Pop quiz, Mr. Diaz: Where is Star, and why do you have her wand? |
Marco | I was teaching Star how to ride a bike. She doesn't know how to stop. |
Glossaryck squints at the road ahead. | |
Star | Help. |
Glossaryck | Hmm. Where are the giant invisible goats? |
Marco | Arggg. There are no giant invisible goats. Star doesn't have her wand; you have to help her. |
Glossaryck | Hmm [begins to hum, creates a meatball sub, and begins to eat it] |
Marco | What?! Are you joking? |
Glossaryck | Boy, this isn't a magic problem, and thusly is beyond my control. |
Oskar | Whoa, you put corn chips on your subs? That is dope. |
Glossaryck | I love the crunch! You must try it [creates another sub] |
Oskar | Whoa! Cheers. |
Glossaryck | Cheers. |
Marco | Uh... |
Glossaryck | Ohh! What is that? [points at keytar] |
Oskar | You play? |
The car crashes through a building. Many people begin screaming. | |
Oskar | Okay, now to the right [car swerves right]. Back to the left [car swerves left]. You're getting it. Now put one finger here. |
Marco | Can you guys stop goofing around?! Star is in trouble! |
Glossaryck | [using synthesized voice on keytar] Trouble, Trouble... |
Oskar | Oh, yeah. MC Oskar on the mic. Marco make some noise! |
The pair starts throwing down a beat | |
♪♫ | Trouble, trouble, tr-tr-tr trouble |
Star | [screams] |
♪♫ | Trouble, trouble, tr-tr-tr-tr trouble |
Oskar | [rapping] ♪ Now in my car, I am the boss ♫ |
Star | Ugh! |
Oskar | ♪ Tracking down Star at any cost ♫ |
Star | [swerving to avoid traffic signs] Whoa. Ahgg. |
Oskar | ♪ Booker can't help 'cause there is no magic. Star will b e fine, this won't end tragic. ♫ |
♪♫ | Trouble, tr-tr-trouble. Trouble, trouble |
Star | [jumps to avoid a sign] Yeah! |
Oskar | ♪ Got sloppy hot rhymes like a meatball sub. Little book dude he is my bud. Drivin' through signs 'cause we doin' our thing. Marco lookin' chill like he relaxing ♫ |
Marco | Oskar, could you maybe be looking at the road? |
Star | [to some barking dogs] Oh, you are just so cute. ra-ra-ra-ra-rawr. Woof. Okay, Mama doesn't have time to play. Shoo, shoo. |
Oskar | Uh, I'm out of rhymes. Wiggly fan man, take the mic. [wiggly fan man ripples in the wind] |
Marco | Great song. Number one hit. Now can we just get focused on Star getting her wand back? |
Oskar | I'm with you man, but I don't think we can get to her before the... |
Star | Sinkhole? |
Marco | [panicking] A sinkhole⁈ |
Star | [screams, begins flapping her wings to avoid crashing] Good work, wings. |
The dogs pursuing her fall into the sinkhole. | |
Marco | If only those dogs had been wearing helmets. |
Oskar | Wish we had some. |
Marco, Oskar, and Glossaryck scream as the vehicle flies over the sinkhole, safely landing on the other side. | |
Marco | Star, pedal in reverse. It will work. Trust me. |
Star | I don't trust you anymore, Marco Diaz. Besides, I'm moving forward. Pedaling backwards doesn't make any sense. |
Oskar | I know just how she feels 'cause I can't stop either. The brakes are out. Steering wheel too. |
Marco | Whaaat! [car speeds up] Everybody lean! |
Marco forces everyone to the left side of the car, causing it to serve and not hit Star. | |
Oskar | Cuddle puddle. |
Marco | Star, [holds out backpack] quick, the wand. Use your magic. |
Star | What? [sees Oskar, stops paying attention] Oskar! |
Marco | Star wait. Your wand [gasps]. |
The car hits a dirt ramp and flies over a factory smokestack. | |
Oskar | Total eclipse! |
It crashes down on the street. | |
Marco | [gasps] |
Star | Marco!! |
Marco | Star! |
Star | [shrieks, as a large truck barley misses her] |
Marco | I should've never let go of her seat. |
Glossaryck | Okay, no more kidding around. This calls for magic. [chants, stomach growls] Uh... which is what I'd do if I hadn't eaten that... ooh... that meatball sub [groans]. |
Oskar | Word [groans]. |
Glossaryck | Okay, it's up to you, Marco. Give her wand to her, and save her life. |
Marco | How? The car's wrecked. |
Glossaryck | Ride the invisible goats, of course. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna be sick [vomits]. |
Marco | [angrily stammers] For the last time, there are no giant invisible goats. |
Glossaryck | Sure there are; you just need to believe. If you want to save Star, trust in goats [vomits]. |
Marco | Fine. If it saves Star, I'll believe. |
Oskar + Glossaryck | Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe! |
Marco trust falls off the car wreckage and lands on an invisible goat. | |
Goat | [Bleats] |
Marco | I'm on an invisible goat! [laughs] Okay goat, tally [goat takes off]whoa!! Whoa! |
The goat tramples through the street, smashing several cars, successfully catching up with Star | |
Marco | Star, take the wand. |
Star | Marco, you're my hero... who I'm still upset with for lying to me about holding my seat. |
Marco | Come on, give me one more chance. Hurry! |
A oncoming car causes the goat to swerve, and Marco drops the wand. | |
Marco | Aah! |
Star | Help, help, help! [screams] |
Goat | [bleats] |
Marco | You're gonna have to stop the bike by yourself. Pedal in reverse. |
Star | I told you, that is not how we do things on Mewni. |
Marco | You're not on Mewni anymore, Star, and if I can believe in an invisible goat, then you can stop that bike. [grabs seat] I got you. Trust me. |
Star | Thanks, Marco. But you believing in me is all I need. |
Star lets Marco let the seat go, and she pushes back on the pedals, screeching to a stop. | |
Marco | Star! |
Goat | [bleats] |
Marco | I was so worried about you. |
Star | Marco, you were right. I can ride a bike. And I am awesome at it. |
Oskar | How about Mysterious Sonograms? That's a good band name. |
Glossaryck | Hmm, but does it match our sound? |
Star | Hey Oskar, I'm really sorry about your car, but if you want, I can give you a ride home on my bike. |
Glossaryck | Cool. Hey Glossaryck, Gene, hop on. |
Star | Safety first [creates a helmet with her wand]. Marco, you coming? |
Marco | No thanks Star. I'll take the goat. [whispering] Believe [falls face first on to the ground] |
Glossaryck | [laughs] Oh Marco, the goat left long ago [laughs] |
Marco | [groans] |
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