Scene opens in a lodge in the woods. Inside, many rats socialize while eating porridge out of glass bowls. The door opens; bird and spider walk in holding Ludo, dropping him at the host's counter. | |
Ludo | I'm glad you're open. I'm starving. I'd like some porridge, please. |
Host rat | [snaps fingers, bowl appears] |
Spider | [shrieks] |
Ludo | No! [begins eating, stops] This is mud. |
Host rat | [laughs, other rats join in] |
Ludo | That's not funny. |
One of the rats mocks Ludo with an impression of him. Ludo whips out his wand. The laughing stops. | |
Ludo | You messed with the wrong bird, rat. Face-melting death ray! [nothing happens] Huh? |
Ludo shrieks as he, bird, and spider are thrown out of the lodge. His wand hits him in the head. | |
Ludo | Ow! [growls, stares at wand] |
Scene changes to the Diaz's house, Star is using her wand to carefully put a ship in a bottle. | |
Marco Diaz | Star! |
Star Butterfly | [accidentally, smashes bottle] |
Marco | It's your turn to take out the garbage. |
Star | Marco, you've ruined my Mewni battleship. |
Marco | Don't you think you have enough ships in a bottle? |
Star | Enough? I don't even know you. |
Marco | Come on. We told Mom and Dad we'd have the place cleaned up before they got home, and garbage is all yours. |
Star | [frustrated] Oh, fine [wand flashes green]. Mm summoning cloudy charm. Cloudy, could you take out the gar... |
Cloudy | [wheezing] |
Star | Uh, Cloudy? Hello? |
Cloudy | [wheezing] |
Star | [rattles wand] Cloudy? |
Cloudy | Oh, hey Star. |
Star | Uh, are you okay? |
Cloudy | Yeah. Perfectly fine [eye moves out of place] |
Star | Okay. Could you take out the garbage? |
Cloudy | Sure can. I guess princess hands are too delicate to touch garbage [chuckles] |
Star | What? |
Cloudy | Oh, nothing [grabs trash bag, bumps into wall] Excuse me. [bumps into door] Pardon me, I got a mouthful of garbage. |
Star | Huh [stares at wand] |
Scene jumps back to Ludo | |
Ludo | [stares at wand] I don't know girls. Maybe this isn't what it looks like. It looks like a magic wand but... |
Spider | [tries to grab it] |
Ludo | What did I say? Follow three feet behind me. Three! Yeah, anyway, I don't know, maybe it's just a baby rattle. |
Spider | [grabs wand] |
Ludo | What are you doing? No. No, put it down. |
Spider | [starts eating it] |
Ludo | No no let go, you nasty nasty thing. [angrily] You let go of my thing! |
The wand flashes green, blasting spider and Ludo in the face. | |
Ludo | [screams, gasps] What⁈ [runs to spider] Do it again. |
Bird | [bites Ludo's head] |
Ludo | Not you, you stupid... |
Bird | [throws Ludo] |
Ludo | [shrieks, crashes, mumbles] I said not you, bird. |
The wand illuminates green light, dragging Ludo further away. Ludo smiles and runs back. | |
Ludo | Do it again. |
Bird | [throws Ludo] |
Ludo | [screams, crashes, growls, blasts bird with wand, evilly laughs] It's working girls. |
Spider + Bird | [run towards Ludo] |
Ludo | Oh no no. No no! I was kidding |
Spider | [grabs Ludo with silk] |
Ludo | Please, let me go. Let me go! |
Bird | [picks up Ludo, flies] |
Ludo | Don't let me go! |
Bird | [drops Ludo] |
Ludo | [screams] |
Scene changes. Star's spell book is in view | |
Glossaryck | [groans from inside book] |
Star | Oh no. What happened? |
Glossaryck | [points to pink substance by his head] I had an accident. |
Star | Glossaryck! |
Glossaryck | Inside voices please. |
Star | Oh, sorry. Yeah. Uh, Glossaryck, there's something funky happening with my wand. |
Glossaryck | Oh. What's wrong with it? |
Star | It's acting weird. It's not doing what it's supposed to. |
Glossaryck | Look Star, maybe there's something wrong with you. You ever think about that? |
Star | And what's that supposed to mean? |
Glossaryck | Uh, I'm not 100% sure. I guess it means there's something wrong with everyone. I mean, look at me. I did magic on my own face. You know? |
Star | No help as usual. |
Glossaryck | It hurts everywhere! |
Star | [closes spell book] |
Marco | Star, you're taking care of the garbage, right? |
Star | Yeah. I got Cloudy to do it. |
Marco | Uh, about that... |
Downstairs | |
Cloudy | [giggling, destroying a table] I don't know why I have so much energy today. Must be all that iced tea. |
Star | [mouth agape] |
Scene jumps back to Ludo, spider, and bird who fly outside the rat's lodge. | |
Ludo | No girls, it's gonna get ugly. |
Ludo walks inside, physically kicks a rat off his stool, and pushes two rats out of the way to pull up to the counter. | |
Ludo | A bowl of your finest mud sir. |
Host Rat | [blinks] |
Ludo | Mm, I can taste it already [bangs table with silverware] |
Host Rat | [snaps fingers] |
Ludo dumps the mud on his face. | |
Host Rat | [squeaks] |
Ludo | Ah! [wipes his face] All done. [punches host] |
Every rat stares angrily at Ludo as he stands on counter. | |
Ludo | [proclaiming] Do your worst! |
Scene changes back to the Diaz's living room as Cloudy continues to rain over it. | |
Cloudy | [laughs, lights chair on fire] Ah! Whoopsie! |
Marco | What's with him? |
Star | Cloudy, you stop this right now. |
Cloudy | [picks up a lamp, riding it like a horse] Giddy-up! |
Star | Are you listening to me? |
Cloudy | Whee! Aah. |
Star | Stop playing around and clean all this up. |
Cloudy | Uh-oh. Looks like someone's allergic to good vibes [blows wind in Star's hair, laughs] |
Star | Okay, that's enough. Sunshine friendship. |
Cloudy | [mocking] Sunshine friendship. [smashes bottles] Oopsie. |
Star | My Mewni battleships. [growls] Sunshine friendship spell! |
Cloudy | [hit by green spell, start expanding] Hey! That was sooooo rude! |
Marco and Star run outside as Cloudy expands to become a huge hurricane-like storm over the entire house. | |
Scene jumps back to Ludo. He is laughing while all the rats attack him. Many rats surround him and star throwing punches. Spider and bird run inside. | |
Ludo | No girls. I'm fine. [jumps away] Come on, hit me like you mean it! |
A rat smacks Ludo's face with a mop into a wall. | |
Ludo | Now you're really starting to tick me off. |
A dozen rats jump on him. Ludo screams, struggling to pull himself away, but the rats pull him back in. The wand emits a green glow. | |
Ludo | Run. |
The wand explodes with green light. All the rats are thrown from Ludo. He targets the host and blasts him with a green laser, laughing insanely. | |
Scene jumps back to Star | |
Star | Cloudy, you're out of control! [blasts with wand] |
The storm worsens, a tree falls and Marco scrambles to jump/walk over it. | |
Star | That. Is. Enough! |
Star sends out a huge pulse of green light, cutting through Cloudy. | |
Cloudy | Hey! You poked my fluffies! |
Cloudy then stars using suction breath, tearing the roof off the shed. | |
Marco | I think you're making him worse. |
Star | [keeps firing blasts] |
Marco | You gotta sto-[screams as pulled into the air]Star! |
Star | Marco! |
Star's wand turns pink and emits a burst of pink light. | |
Star | Raspberry ribbon lasso! |
The spell pulls Marco back in to safety. | |
Marco | [crashes to ground] Thank you. |
Star | [jumps into air] Sunshine friendship spell! |
Cloudy | Oh! [giggles, begins shrinking] |
Star | You okay? |
Marco | Yeah, thanks to you. |
Cloudy | [giggles] Whoa! What a mess! What happened? |
Marco | Yeah, what was up with your wand? |
Star | I have no idea. |
Rafael Diaz | Kids, we got you ice cream for cleaning the hou-[gasps]. |
Later, while cleaning up the living room. | |
Rafael Diaz | Oh Star, it is always exciting with you around. |
Angie Diaz | This'll take us all weekend to clean. |
Star | Oh no no. I've got this. Tidying up tidal wa... [thinks better of it] You know what? Give me that thing [pick up a broom] |
Marco | [flips the broom so it's right side up] |
Star | Oh, that's way better! |
Scene jumps back to the rat lodge. It burns. Ludo points his wand at the host rat. | |
Ludo | Now... serve me some porridge. |
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